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—This is milkto me, baby. — What the hell is going on here?
Look at this place. This is ridiculous.
She‘s a good cook. You might find that out ifyou ever tried some of her food.
Oryou could stick around, okay?
What ?
— Is that her? No. — No.
J / feel completedJ
,‘ / admit that / ain’t no saint,‘
— I wanna talk to you about this. — No, we don‘t have to.
Well, I mean, sometimes...
— Hey, what‘s wrong? — I need to talk to you.
— Hear, hear, as always. — Somebody‘s gotta feed all these skinny people.
Yeah. Yeah.
— [ Grunting] — [ Gasping]
— You gotta go through me to get to Him, so I‘m very popular. — Oh, whoa—— children.
— [All Laughing] - Hi.
Oh, I‘ll bet. So, what‘s your chick situation?
I can tell, and, hey, come on, call mejake, all right?
He needs my help or else he‘ll go to the bathroom over everything.
That‘s all right. Do it now.
Ow!
Just come on!
Wow.
/ake, / didn ’t tell her. She figured it out on her own.
— Buenos dias, Padre. Bien. — Hola, Maria. Como esta .7
— Really? — Yeah, I‘m past that point.
by anyone who can survive on less than [00 grand a year.
Excuse me. My mouthjust went dry.
— Yes ? Okay. — Hey, you know, I‘m gonna be comin‘ here a lot,
Then you‘ll go out with a bang, huh?
[ Woman] Why don ’t you get somebody else .7
All right, the lights are working, the cameras came,
I tell you something. I don‘t know which feels worse:
— / can ’t Wednesday night / have a class. — Okay, what are these classes .7
— That‘s very cute. — Brian Finn.
Yeah, okay. Well, it doesn‘t matter. I‘ll be home by tomorrow.
What, do we all need signs to tell us what to do now .7 Come on!
And I‘m finejust hanging out, having a great time with you.
Oh, guys, come on! Let‘s try one more time. Shabbat shalom.
My mother always called me her ’gift from God " That reallystucl< with me,
— You gotta take her somewhere new and hot. — Definitely hot.
need it, got it.
I mean, she laughed for about ten minutes, but she was excited.
Okay. Thanks.
— but at least it was long. — I am so sorry. What a waste.
Anna was the friend that every I 3—year—old boy dreams of——
That‘s nice. How much ?
I—I think it might be a little weird for him.
Ah. Harder.
Please, don‘t go.
I don‘t know. I‘ll tell you something.
just because you happen to be one of His crew, you know?
I just wanted to pull you offinto security and give you a cavity search.
What the hell does the 21 st century have to do with anything?
— with the news. — What ?
but our relationship did have this one unusual component'
—Size? — Big.
You know, when you think about it,
—Wait, wait, wait. No, no, no, wait. — ifyou wanna know the truth.
J Somehow tonightJ
— [ Breathless] I‘m fine.]ust get my bag. —You sure?
J / could ne ver be the puzzle piecesJ
— Shoes ? — Black Kenneth Cole, leather.
That one is okay, but ifyou really serious about karaoke——
— Okay. I‘ll talk to you. —Okay. Call me.
— [ Beeps] — [Anna] Hey, Brian, it‘s me again.
— Send me the cleaning bill. Get outta here. — No, don‘t get out. Stay.
Oh, man, help me out. Come on, come on.Just two guys, ”."T
We thought it would be the better choice.
/remember / fell in love with this girl in Prague. /t was in I 96 8.
—What do you mean, you ?You‘re perfect. —I am a loser!
— Good to see you again, Miss Reilly. — Good to see you again, Rabbi.
This is New York City. Who waits for a sign ? Cross the damn street!
Hey, hey, no, seriously, seriously, a toast, a toast. To Anna.
That‘s all. I wasjust wondering why I never saw it before.
/bet you’re wondering what makes two kids want to become...
I don‘t know what to do, Brian.Just tell me what to do, and I will do it.
Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you seriously telling me...
|—— |t‘sjust—— Imean, she‘s like your sister, Brian. That‘s——
I‘ll tell you what I know.
— You should be running that company. — Actually, they want me to.
— Really? Right away? —Yeah.
[ Man In Movie] Where are the paper towels .7
Wow
three—beam tracking,
— Since when ? — Since Anna gave it to me.
For a number ofmonths, I‘ve been seeing a woman who isn‘tjewish.
You hadn‘t seen me in I 6 years.
—You serious? — Mm—hmm.
JAnd she‘s loving him with that body of hers J
I‘m saying that I love you.
— Are you excited ? — Yeah, I have a pretty good feeling.
- [Continues Screaming] - [Baby Continues Crying]
,‘ Wherever you are;
[ Prays In Hebrew, Voice Cracking]
And if / indulged those feelings too much with you,
J Will turn into the goldJ
Ding—dong—— time to pay the toll.
Yes, yes, indeed, Don, we do. Is this a good machine?
— Enjoy it. Okay? Hit it. — Okay.
— Check it out. Right there, with the huge ficus plant. — All right.
‘cause it‘s really been bothering me.
—| feel like I‘m in The Godfather Look at you. — Yeah, I‘m God‘s consigliere.
He‘s looking very trim because she don‘t know how to cook.
I‘m tryin‘ to sprinkle a little fairy dust here! I‘m tryin‘ to tell a story.
— There‘s nothing to talk about. No, there isn‘t. — Yes, there is.
But I‘m not interested in baby—sitting Mrs. Katz.
— and find me in a good mood or something. — No, I know you‘re still mad.
Wow, 20 minutes. I can‘t believe we made it this far.
Rachel Rose, 29 years old. Columbia School ofjournalism. Middle East affairs expert.
I don‘t wanna talk about this anymore. Get it?
I totally forget how amazing New York is.
I‘m not sorry for loving her.
I really admire your commitment.
we were both assigned back to New York City..
—What are you thinking about right now? —[Giggles]
Yeah, well, chemistry‘s a funny thing.
[Continues]
— That‘s what we‘re doing. — Are you alone?
— I want to thankyou for telling me this story. —Why?
It‘s personal. Ifyou could go up there and tell anybody thatjake Schram is here, okay?
That moron broke up with you, and you called your old friend, the priest.
— Nothing. — Girl talk. We‘re fine.
I think we can all agree that was a backwards step.