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Awards day at school --
Who never follows through on anything.
You know, as of right now, you haven't done anything wrong.
Swallow my pride
Oh, joe, look what you did.
[ clicks ] [ music stops ]
Oh, you're just gonna make fun of me.
Oh, yes -- well, no, but, I mean,
I thought you sent me a message!
I am the dumbest person in the world
Lily, did you spill purple paint on the floor?
[ sighs ]
You know what, gavin?
And I assumed it was about awards day and alex.
I told her to stop calling me.
Let's see if she's here. Gloria?!
If we can fit her through the doorway.
[ exhales deeply ]
It's the same as when you took him to the dodgers game
Goodbye, gloria.
I'm sorry about that.
Mm.
It's probably obvious, anyway.
Ahh.
[ cellphone rings ]
Into a pirate castle.
I caused all this.
Oh. [ chuckles ]
Trophy!
You forget what a handful kids are when they're little, huh?
Oh. No! No.
I mess with something he loves.
But they were overdue. Oh.
Awards day...
Since this stupid, horrible job is so important to you.
Of lavender bath beads.
Oh, isn't it cute?
Hey! That was a quick lunch.
For being a good person, but today...
Alex has her awards and --
It smells terrible, but it sends a message.
Which is why, in case you haven't noticed,
This isn't still about that fight
Had a little fern-der bender, but it's okay. It's fine.
Muchas muchas gracias Andres
You're gonna bring it, right? Sure, honey.
I'm probably gonna get fired,
From a guy who just sawed half his shoe off.