Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Terri, have you seen my pocket square?

Because I've started standing up to you, trying to make this a relationship of equals?

You know what? This year's Thunderclap is gonna have a Glee Club photo...

# If you just smile #

Wait. No. Don't. I can take a couple more pictures for you.

I always elect to have a little work done.

I'm desperate. Glee Club needs you, Finn.

Okay, guys, we're very excited to have you here.

Today it just looks like you put lard in it.

And what if I were to just innocently murder you, Will?

I'm-I'm sorry. I wanted to go... for the kids.

swirlies, patriotic wedgies.

Is there any reason that you have a soiled mattress in your office, Will?

just how ruthless you really are.

I'll put you on full-time dry-cleaning duty...

Wear the red one for the teacher photo and the green one for the Glee Club.

# Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

Here's what you missed last week. Emma and Ken are getting married, though she really likes Will.

How do you think that makes me feel?

Let's do our camera face.

- # Go ahead and jump # - # Jump #

something I want to be remembered for.

# You'll find that life is still worthwhile #

whether Sue Sylvester likes it or not.

What's a patriotic wedgie?

I don't think I wanna be a Cheerio after all.

You're like a young Sue Sylvester.

- I didn't even know this was going on. - Of course you didn't, William.

But we don't wanna go to sectionals without you.

You're really good.

but I-I need...

Come on. We-We both know how he feels about our... relationship.

and you are giving it to the Glee Club free of charge.

- # Yeah # - # Ba, ba, ba-da, da #

I want my kids to be able to look back at these books and see who I was...

Every year when the photos for the Thunderclap come around...

Simply put, making us all celebrities.

at prices that won't break your pocketbook.

Lice. Bedbugs. I looked it up online.