Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You got yourself a co captain. I'll do the picture with you.

- It's really unsettling. - And totally unfair.

I just need to get one of them to step up and become co captain.

- and we don't wanna mess up messing it up. - Screw you, Karofsky!

# So you can have a little whine and a moan #

You have my word on it.

I can't have a pregnant girl on my squad.

Uh, wa-wa... Okay.

- # It makes me smile # - # Makes me smile #

My brother-in-law is shooting a commercial for his store.

because it always gets vandalized and...

Whatever. As soon as I get my record deal, I'm not speaking to any of you.

Kurt, I have a fantastic idea for a club...

Well, I'm sure my Glee kids are gonna be excited too.

Perform the lines as I wrote them.

- # Ba, ba, ba-da # - # Might as well jump #

I might not look like the head cheerleader anymore...

All I want is just one day a year...

- For $1,000. - What?

# I go ahead and smile #

This is the 50th edition of the McKinley High School Thunderclap.

I just heard that you got Glee Club's amateur status revoked over a mattress...

I can cry on demand. It's one of my many talents. I'm very versatile.

We have to present the appearance of positivity and optimism.

We are not rescheduling.

# I've seen the toughest around #

So, how's the new captaincy going?

I, um... I totally forgot about sectionals.

- Pick up your shirt. - You're scaring me, Will.

All right, let's vote up in this piece.

# You got it tough #

Hey, baby, which one of these ties goes better with my shirt?

# You'll find that life is still worthwhile #

that mattresses aren't just for sleeping and fornicating anymore.

Well, maybe you should let them use the captain they already elected.

Those drinks are crap!

I loved you, Terri.

# May be ever so near #

I'm gonna be in it and back on the squad...

Who are we kidding, Will? This marriage works because you don't feel good about yourself.