Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Ahhhh! - # Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

I practiced over 18 different poses for this shoot...

Hey, Andrea, that "Sue's Corner"I just did...

# Ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

and take that Glee Club photo with pride.

Mattress Land has a no-hassle financing of 12.9%...

Edie. William. You.

Frederickson's Funeral Parlor experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue...

Peter Geller... Glee Club second tenor, 1998.

- It's not up to me. - You are giving up...

Glee Club only started working after you joined.

All right, this is so not fair, Sue.

You know, her methods were wrong.

I wanna see a smile on every one of your faces.

Do you remember that appointment? Do you remember what we said?

# Smile even though it's breaking #

And aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals...

That way, you get all the glory.

Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Geller had a nervous breakdown.

"Gay Lesb All."

which means I accepted them, not you.

I need, like, a bunch of other actors too.

Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly.

with every one of your smiling faces.

I have a job for you, Captain.

Stop being defined by what other people think of you...

But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club...

Make fun of me all you want, but school pictures are everything to me.

Look, I'm sorry. The guys were harassing me in the locker room about it.

It's without me or not at all.

I should be allowed to feel good about myself.

was subjecting the little freaks to more humiliation and ridicule.

- Patches? - Patches.

- # At first when I see you cry # - # When I see you cry #

It's like looking at a porno star in a nun's habit.

- because I've always accepted you. - No.

- No. - Are you happy? Are you satisfied?

You'll figure out what to do with the kids. You always do.

there's no way you're getting in that photo or back on the Cheerios... end of story.

I wanna buy an ad and use it as the Glee Club photo spread.

I mean, wh-what were you gonna do when the due date came?

- # Go ahead and jump # - # Hey, hey, yeah #

I could use a trusty lieutenant.

# And nothing gets me down #

# Yeah, it makes me smile #