Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Frederickson's Funeral Parlor experienced a 1.3% increase in revenue...

All right, this is so not fair, Sue.

That way, you get all the glory.

which means I accepted them, not you.

It's without me or not at all.

and take that Glee Club photo with pride.

with every one of your smiling faces.

there's no way you're getting in that photo or back on the Cheerios... end of story.

Hey, Andrea, that "Sue's Corner"I just did...

# Smile even though it's breaking #

I wanna buy an ad and use it as the Glee Club photo spread.

# Ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

I could use a trusty lieutenant.

And aside from nudity and the exploitation of animals...

It's like looking at a porno star in a nun's habit.

You'll figure out what to do with the kids. You always do.

Stop being defined by what other people think of you...

Edie. William. You.

Glee Club only started working after you joined.

- No. - Are you happy? Are you satisfied?

You know, her methods were wrong.

- Ahhhh! - # Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba, ba-da, ba, ba-da, da #

I practiced over 18 different poses for this shoot...

was subjecting the little freaks to more humiliation and ridicule.

Peter Geller... Glee Club second tenor, 1998.

I should be allowed to feel good about myself.

"Gay Lesb All."

Will, that food goes from my mouth right into our baby's belly.

Mattress Land has a no-hassle financing of 12.9%...

Shortly after the yearbook came out, Mr. Geller had a nervous breakdown.

- because I've always accepted you. - No.

I mean, wh-what were you gonna do when the due date came?

I have a job for you, Captain.

But as of right now, our relative anonymity as a club...

I wanna see a smile on every one of your faces.

- # At first when I see you cry # - # When I see you cry #

- It's not up to me. - You are giving up...

# And nothing gets me down #

I need, like, a bunch of other actors too.

# Yeah, it makes me smile #

- Patches? - Patches.

Make fun of me all you want, but school pictures are everything to me.

Do you remember that appointment? Do you remember what we said?

Look, I'm sorry. The guys were harassing me in the locker room about it.

- # Go ahead and jump # - # Hey, hey, yeah #