Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I miss my Cheerios uniform.

# I got my back against the record machine #

Well, I'm about to present to you a rare opportunity...

- # Ba, ba-da, da, jump # - # Yeah #

What's that song about overcoming professional and personal disappointments?

Look, I realize now that all of you think that Glee Club is just a joke.

No, because of the damn Glee Club.

At Mattress Land, we have mattresses of all shapes and sizes...

# Smile even though it's breaking #

Perfect. Glee Club stands on a delicate precipice.

You need to give yourself a break.

- # You must keep on trying # - # On trying #

- # Just sat by myself all day # - # Myself all day #

I was out of line.

you know, so... so you couldn't go.

I'm upset. My co captain bailed, and it just...

# When you're smiling #

We'd actually prefer it.

Wasn't using 'em. You know, I got a storage unit full of trophies and medallions.

Look... Look, the kids did the commercial to foster a feeling of unity...

This year I got myself a bit of an eye lift.

There's a stack of mattresses in the choir room...

# When you first left me I was wanting more #

At that's how Sue sees it.

I got a monster discount. We just got to be out of there before the candlelight vigil.

But I think right now you really need to focus on your own life.

Ohio Board of Statewide Holiday Planning?

I'm directing it. I just do these school photos for the money.

# If you smile through your pain and sorrow #

and then the club is over.

and I haven't even shown you any of my over-the-left-shoulder poses, see?

# Oh, can't you see what I mean #

that a yearbook photo would only fuel the flames of anti-Glee Club terror.

# You'll get by #

Sorry, kid. I got to blow. I got a casting session in half an hour.

# Hide every trace of sadness #

- And a group of juvie girls. - Aphasia, give Mr. Schuester his wallet back.

But for the rest of you educators...