Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I would just be calmer if I knew how we were gonna survive Christmas with 12 people

- Plant your feet. All right. - Right.

- Beth? - Okay.

You're so stinky. Okay, I'm gonna go change her. Let's go this way.

Besides it being subzero out there,

That is not normal.

and a big, fat box of buckshot that I keep out in that truck.

- I don't know. The truth? - Sure. Which version of it?

even the assholes you normally can't stand.

- Tom. - No, I got this. Hey, Mom...

Your guess is as good as mine.

Howard, that's Jordan.

Well, it's Beth. She went to her boyfriend's earlier and she hasn't come back yet.

Got to die sometime. Might as well enjoy it while we can.

She is a goddamn nightmare. What were you thinking?

Well, the only survival training I need is my old smoke pole

and help little old ladies across the street. Am I right?

They're just a little cranky 'cause the Steelers lost, so...

Help me! Help me!

Did you ever spend any time on the field, Tommy?

Okay. Okay, already. Come on, Linda. Let's do this. You're gonna help me?

- I'll get it! - Fine.

Help! Help! Help!

About time you got up. We've been waiting forever.

I just wanna get these rewrapped for the kids.

You might have noticed that I don't have tons of friends.

She wants to face him. She's trying to help.

I could have broken a hip out there.

What were you training for? Army? Marines?

And as soon as the weather breaks, we'll go find her.

I could see if anyone else has power on the way.

of what happens when hope is lost,

You know, reindeer are actually a sustainable food source

- What's this all about? - It's nothing. Just...

Could be an elk or a goat.

It's already dark out and Beth isn't back yet.

- Howard! - You bitch!

Stay here. I'll be right back.

We brought you a little taste of home, though, didn't we?

I think all this might be my fault.

Don't you find it the least bit strange? They can see dust specks on Mars,

You sure about that?

and it was beat to hell, but if it runs, I drive it back here,

Those are hooves. Big ones too.

Hey, honey. I think this warhead's armed.

Your cousins get here any minute. Yeah, Roger?

- It's a Christmas cluster-eff over here. - Beth, help me hang this.

She says not to go.

- The snowplow? - The keys were in the ignition,

- But why? - Because.

Stevie. I'm coming, baby.

You believe that story, right?

- Human shit. - For the last time, that was their dog!

Seriously, what are we gonna do?

We got to get in there. We got to get in there and get her out.

A shepherd has got to protect his flock.