Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

What could that possibly be?
Mom. Mom, will you please go into the kitchen and help with the kids?
I'm more worried about when they come back. We need to make a break for it.
Somebody help me!
We can all pile in the truck and we'll just see as far as we can get and...
Something... something's biting me!
Because that's what a family is, Max.
Thank you.
See? A little sugar and a little spice...
He and his helpers.
Omi?
what did you see up there?
Tommy!
Shoot it, Tom! Shoot it! For God's sake, shoot it!
Lucinda!
Yeah, terrorists. Maybe traded their suicide vests for rabid snow dogs?
She says hot chocolate makes everything better.
- Hey, you guys. - Oh, God.
Aren't we still gonna watch Charlie Brown and wrap Christmas presents like always?
- Where do you think you're going? - To find them. I don't like this.
Love you. One hour.
Everything's gonna be okay.
Yeah, I just...
on miracles and on each other.
Please.
Whoever did this is a demented son of a bitch.
What I wouldn't give for a little Bing Crosby right about now.
Do you think they took Howie 'cause of the time he painted the cats?
- Yep. - All righty.
Whoever the hell's messing with us took my boy and your daughter,
Rosie.
- We left the door open. Sorry about that. - We're such a mess, honestly.
- Wow! - You're welcome.
- Where did it go? Oh, my God. - I don't know!
What kind of goat walks on its hind legs?
You know, cranky, bored, sick of the snow.
No.
Hold on!
Oh, come on.
Okay.
She always gets a little weird around Christmas.
Oh, lay off of him. Kid deserves a prize just for telling the truth.
- Yeah, okay. - Well, you were wrong.
Good.
- Beth! - Tommy!
Shattered both his legs.
First I thought it was a gang thing.
Well, a shepherd's got to protect his flock.
I don't get it. Every year it gets worse.
Jordan, Stevie, why don't you tell your Aunt Sarah about your presidential fitness award?
Last Word: Twisted fairy-tale horseshoe!
Go, go, go! Keep moving.
about everything you've worked so hard on.
All right, wait here.
This dog didn't keep you guys up? She likes to bark at night.
Max, get the first aid kit! Sarah, lock the door!
- All right. - Merry Christmas.
Well, I'm not sharing my room with girls who pee standing up.