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Where's the baby? Honey, where's your sister?
I take it all back!
Really nice. They did look pretty good.
A little recon mission? Thought you'd never ask.
Board up all the doors and windows.
What do you mean?
She wasn't at Derek's, but that doesn't mean anything. She may have found somewhere safe.
- You're all alive. - Barely.
Screw that.
Mom!
Hey, Roger, what's up?
Including Rudolph.
Well, how about we go to your trailer for Christmas next year?
- Come on, Howard. Stevie, Jordan. - All right, all right, that's enough.
Probably a bear trap under the snow or something.
Oh, my God!
Merry Christmas, Max.
You packed guns on Christmas.
The glass is punched in.
But, hey,
Macaroni and cheese and hot dogs. Oh, Jesus.
- Mom! Mom! - I love you.
Good point.
With pleasure.
They had forgotten the spirit of Christmas,
when belief is forgotten...
- Please. - Oh, all right.
damn near frostbite in under four minutes!
Max, get the ammo.
Looks more like the opposite.
- I don't even care if I die trying. - I know. Listen.
I know I Know When Life Is Coming At You With Its Pants Down
I might just waddle in and start bitching and moaning
Honey, stuff to carry! Some weather?
And for the first time,
And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them.
Yeah, it's under the tree next to your ties and underwear.
Sarah!
Rosie?
So, to survive, he had to slaughter and eat his reindeer.
They're why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed!
and she'd be storming the beaches at Normandy by sunrise. What's on your mind, T?
Go! Go! Get behind me. Go.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God is right.
- Max, get the fire extinguisher! - Pull!
I'm starting to like you. I am.
I've texted Derek, like, nine times and he still hasn't written back.
Go!
- Well, someone's got to. - Here, let me see.
Max, stop.
I know