Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I don't even care if I die trying. - I know. Listen.

What do you mean?

Really nice. They did look pretty good.

Honey, stuff to carry! Some weather?

Looks more like the opposite.

Max, get the ammo.

Including Rudolph.

I know I Know When Life Is Coming At You With Its Pants Down

And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them.

- Max, get the fire extinguisher! - Pull!

They had forgotten the spirit of Christmas,

She wasn't at Derek's, but that doesn't mean anything. She may have found somewhere safe.

- You're all alive. - Barely.

And for the first time,

I take it all back!

Yeah, it's under the tree next to your ties and underwear.

So, to survive, he had to slaughter and eat his reindeer.

I've texted Derek, like, nine times and he still hasn't written back.

- Well, someone's got to. - Here, let me see.

and she'd be storming the beaches at Normandy by sunrise. What's on your mind, T?

when belief is forgotten...

- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God is right.

Macaroni and cheese and hot dogs. Oh, Jesus.

I might just waddle in and start bitching and moaning

You packed guns on Christmas.

- Mom! Mom! - I love you.

Merry Christmas, Max.

A little recon mission? Thought you'd never ask.

The glass is punched in.

Well, how about we go to your trailer for Christmas next year?

Board up all the doors and windows.

Hey, Roger, what's up?

I'm starting to like you. I am.

- Please. - Oh, all right.

Probably a bear trap under the snow or something.

damn near frostbite in under four minutes!

They're why some people shouldn't be allowed to breed!

- Come on, Howard. Stevie, Jordan. - All right, all right, that's enough.

Where's the baby? Honey, where's your sister?

Go! Go! Get behind me. Go.