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Omi!
- Don't worry about it. - Yeah, we brought Rosie.
And they were so afraid. And the angel said unto them...
Oh, no, really, Max?
On a cold winter night, much like this.
Jordan? Stevie!
I just wanted Christmas to be like it used to be.
You know how this fancy food clogs my pipes.
- Can I come in? - No.
All of you, you have to go. Do you understand?
No! No!
Are you okay? Are you okay?
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Who?
I can't believe you're afraid to come up here by yourself.
Christ on a stick. Would it kill you to shovel your walk?
Just set that up wherever you want, T.
Blah, blah, blah, bullshit, bullshit. Here we go... Maxi's wish list.
- Oh, Tom, let me take that. - I'm sorry.
And who doesn't make a ham at Christmas? What are you now, a Jew?
I take back my wish!
but no one noticed a giant blizzard hurtling towards us.
Dialysis?
- Not my kid. - Come on, girls.
How's everybody else doing?
- Get it off me! - Dad!
Hey, Tommy. I...
Hear what happened to Santa?
And was drop-kicking him into the manger really the best way to handle this?
I haven't felt this hungover since the pope died.
- Hey, Stevie? - Yeah.
Omi's been acting different.
- Shut up, Beth! - I don't care who started it, Max.
Is that a snowplow?
You know what I'm saying?
when belief is forgotten
Wait up!
Stevie?
I like snowflakes, but I like my plan a lot better.
Howard!
Go get 'em, girl.
- It was the Eagle Scouts. - Eagle Scouts.
I'm sorry.
Nothing. It's just a scratch.
Aunt Dorothy? Finish it.
Aunt Dorothy. It's so great to see you.
Thought you said you weren't working over Christmas.
It's probably nothing, but I thought we'd go pick her up,
Beth?
Beth!
'fear not. For behold, I bring you tidings of great joy.'
Hey, Howie.