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But, yeah, if you look closely...
Not to give, but to take.
- And each other. - 'Tis the season.
- Be good. - Omi! Omi!
Enough with the sappy crap. Let's open up the damn presents.
- You should get some sleep, pal. - How?
For God's sake, Howard, shoot it!
- It's damn near frostbite in under four minutes! - Honey, keep your voice down.
I don't know. She never wanted to talk about it.
You damn right it's enough.
Yeah. You fought dirty. I think I still have the scars.
It's not starting. It's not starting. Why isn't it starting? Come on.
You have yet the chance and hope of escaping my fate.
- My God. It looks like something bit you. - Nope.
Yeah.
The Lamberts are in Florida, and the Cartwrights stopped talking to us
- What's she saying? - I'm not sure.
But between this and all the crazy stuff we saw out here,
- How did you... - 'cause I'm old enough to know
All right!
Ben started it and everybody knows it. We even have the whole thing on video.
Hey, Dad.
Beth, you up there?
Thomas. Thomas.
- Merry Christmas, mother... - There he is! Charge!
You're not thinking of going for the plow by yourself, are you?
- That's a long fucking drive. - Thank you, guys.
The storm probably knocked out the radio stations too.
so everyone's a little on edge.
- Merry Christmas. Sign here. - Yeah.
Help me!
- Max, are you okay? - Yeah.
Six hours, I mean, come on.
- So she's still out there. - Yes. And we will find her. I promise.
A couple shells still loaded, maybe a dozen in my pocket. Why?
There's a snowman in our yard.
I Know When Life Is Coming At You With Its Pants Down
Isn't that fun?
Omi!
I thought we were just dropping off gifts, and she came to the door with a suitcase.
No!
I figured that's what Mom would have done, you know.
- I hate all of you! - Max. Max!
Kids, why don't you go into the kitchen and get something to eat now.
Let's get cozy on the couch. Go get your sister. Come on, baby. Come on.
- This is how I figure things out. - Howard, you don't wanna do this.
And...
Howard, that's enough.
- Night, Howard. - Good night.
Krampus came not to reward, but to punish.