Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when hope is lost...

No, shut the door! Inside! Shut it!

- What is it? - Hey, look at this?

- Gosh. I'm so glad you guys could make it. - Oh, you have no idea.

Mom, open the door! Mom!

Where do you want this stuff, Tom? Just anywhere?

A holiday roast is a surprise. Hemorrhoids are a surprise.

He? Who... Who's he?

I don't think that's a good idea.

By the time he gets to high school, he's gonna be the biggest lineman in the state.

And the glory of the Lord shone round about them.

Takes a lot of work to make our family look more awesome than it actually is, you know?

We need you. Oh, Maxi-pad, that's so sweet.

Looks like a gas line blew.

- You believe this senile horseshit? - I don't know.

Look what Max has got in his pocket.

Because they are family, Beth. And it's only for a few days.

We know you still believe in the big, fat creeper.

Yeah. And even if she wasn't, the streets are totally screwed.

So, where's the nog? I need to get merry.

Where do you think my girls get it from?

boom, shotgun wedding

Can we talk with you and Howard for a minute?

Looks like Chrissy's really enjoying my gravlax.

- I need you to go. - No.

I'll explain everything, but right now everybody just needs to stay calm

All I had to eat was Christmas fudge and candy canes.

What the hell is this?

Yeah, well, your sister's no Mother Teresa,

- Do you mind? Thank you. - Let's make some memories?

Hey! Give me back my kids, you... fudger!

Merry Christmas.

Beth's a tough girl.

But I still believed in Santa,

No. You go ahead and catch some winks with your family.

And nothing bad's gonna happen on Christmas, right?

take a quick swing around town, see what's going on out there.