Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But I still believed in Santa,

Because they are family, Beth. And it's only for a few days.

- Do you mind? Thank you. - Let's make some memories?

A holiday roast is a surprise. Hemorrhoids are a surprise.

boom, shotgun wedding

Yeah, well, your sister's no Mother Teresa,

Where do you want this stuff, Tom? Just anywhere?

And nothing bad's gonna happen on Christmas, right?

Can we talk with you and Howard for a minute?

We need you. Oh, Maxi-pad, that's so sweet.

Looks like Chrissy's really enjoying my gravlax.

He? Who... Who's he?

when hope is lost...

take a quick swing around town, see what's going on out there.

I don't think that's a good idea.

By the time he gets to high school, he's gonna be the biggest lineman in the state.

Mom, open the door! Mom!

What the hell is this?

No, shut the door! Inside! Shut it!

So, where's the nog? I need to get merry.

Yeah. And even if she wasn't, the streets are totally screwed.

Looks like a gas line blew.

Beth's a tough girl.

Where do you think my girls get it from?

And the glory of the Lord shone round about them.

- What is it? - Hey, look at this?

- Gosh. I'm so glad you guys could make it. - Oh, you have no idea.

All I had to eat was Christmas fudge and candy canes.

Look what Max has got in his pocket.

- You believe this senile horseshit? - I don't know.

We know you still believe in the big, fat creeper.

I'll explain everything, but right now everybody just needs to stay calm

Merry Christmas.

No. You go ahead and catch some winks with your family.

Takes a lot of work to make our family look more awesome than it actually is, you know?

Hey! Give me back my kids, you... fudger!

- I need you to go. - No.