Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

when your mom says its 90 degrees

Honey, are you okay? Are you hurt? Hon?

Max. Max, come, come, come.

N O T T O G I V E B U T T O G I V E

- Well, carry something! - Help me with the bags.

- That's my boy! - It sure is.

What, you give the Butler the night off, did you?

- Howard, where's Chrissy? - I don't know!

We don't have bears here.

Global warming, my ass.

Keep going. Keep going. God. Get in. I want you to get up in there.

Ate tiny reindeer. Get it?

- is gonna become my problem. - You think everything I do is a mistake.

- Knock it off! - Don't start anything.

Oh, God, I miss us.

Now, Eagle Scouts, kids, that's where you weave baskets

Also, I wish things weren't so hard for Uncle Howard and Aunt Linda.

A letter to Santa.

The whole truck smells like shit.

- What happened up there? - They got Jordan.

You know what? Let's have a campout, okay? We'll watch a movie. Yeah?

We keep the fire hot.

I started, but... I don't know what to ask for this year.

It's okay. Mama's here. Mama's here. There you go.

Come up here and I'll show you. I've been waiting for you guys.

Don't you look cute in your matching jackets.

- it just doesn't add up. - It could be terrorists, right?

but I was really hoping you could help out me and my family this Christmas.

It's not so bad. Just keep icing it.

- What? Why? - What the hell is she so riled up about?

I'll see you in hell.

knowing that I would be next.

Come on, guys. I'm gonna teach you how to make peppermint schnapps.

- The window. - Dad!

- Daddy, don't go! - Tommy, don't! Don't, Tommy!

I fell asleep, and they got our boy. It's all my fault.

- Have you told Max yet? - No. Not yet.