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I want to get to know you a little better,
♪ Yeah, we down, down here on the ground ♪
(Hanson's "MMMBop" playing) No, no. Come on, Blaine.
♪ Have your friends collect your records ♪
Service industry is a great place to try out new accents.
♪ You'll wind up like the wreck you hide ♪
My life just completely changed.
So no tears.
And Puck, he's got this really great pool-cleaning business opportunity.
we're all sitting here, and we're talking about
You heard Blaine's famous brother.
just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪
♪ Do, do, do-do-do, do-do-do do-do-do, do-do-do, do, do ♪
♪ Mouth is alive
I think I'm just gonna go to the front of the school.
♪ Made me learn a little bit faster ♪
They have terrible aim when peeing, they're weak-minded,
(mechanical whirring)
Don't give up on that.
I know there is an age difference between us,
Whoo!
Yes, that is a dynamic headshot, and bam,
No, Blaine, say the line again,
You'll be like lambs to the slaughter.
while I was texting is fine, but, you know, I...
Standing O. Whoo! Well...
I don't think I understand what you just told me.
Kids, it's in my DNA to be intense, okay,
Besides sleeping with Puck.
Oh, my God.
great acting:
there's so many more opportunities for me there.
Now just stay up there.
(distorted voice): ♪ Hungry like the wolf
♪ I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through ♪
In California, she's considered ugly.
You ever thought about California?
That sounds like torture.
if you promise to work your talented little butts off
somebody who's better and/or hotter."
We want actual ideas, Kurt.
"Keep on dreaming.
which basically means I can't move my feet or legs.
♪ Makes me that much stronger ♪
This will not stand!
Will do.
about the implausible sexual tension
You did?
♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
to the high-powered law firm where he has just made partner.
Oh, my nana loves that show!
And second of all, screw Optimus Prime.
What do you want, Jackson? Spit it out.
to meet a cool group of people
♪ You'd be a clown by now
♪ Oh, Rio, oh, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande ♪
when he pops out of your birth canal, before he hurries off
co-coach of the Cheerios!
But I don't, I don't remember it.
Or the sorry fact that you wasted untold millions
(laughter)
Here for moral support? Yes, exactly.
can soak up some of your constantly annoying,
Believe it or not...
I've always seen--
♪ Smell like I sound ♪
No, no.
But it is no way to win a national championship. Sue...
♪ Slash savings!
I'm going to New York with Rachel.
Yeah, yeah! Whoo!
♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
And you know what else is gonna stand?