Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Made me learn a little bit faster ♪
We want actual ideas, Kurt.
Yeah, yeah! Whoo!
♪ Makes me that much stronger ♪
So no tears.
co-coach of the Cheerios!
Don't give up on that.
Whoo!
(laughter)
Here for moral support? Yes, exactly.
about the implausible sexual tension
while I was texting is fine, but, you know, I...
Believe it or not...
just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
Standing O. Whoo! Well...
somebody who's better and/or hotter."
♪ Yeah, we down, down here on the ground ♪
I don't think I understand what you just told me.
You heard Blaine's famous brother.
You ever thought about California?
"Keep on dreaming.
Service industry is a great place to try out new accents.
I think I'm just gonna go to the front of the school.
♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
Oh, my God.
I want to get to know you a little better,
In California, she's considered ugly.
Will do.
You did?
(distorted voice): ♪ Hungry like the wolf
♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪
You'll be like lambs to the slaughter.
♪ You'd be a clown by now
we're all sitting here, and we're talking about
♪ Mouth is alive
Besides sleeping with Puck.
And you know what else is gonna stand?
And second of all, screw Optimus Prime.
Oh, my nana loves that show!
to the high-powered law firm where he has just made partner.
What do you want, Jackson? Spit it out.
(mechanical whirring)
I'm going to New York with Rachel.
♪ Have your friends collect your records ♪
(Hanson's "MMMBop" playing) No, no. Come on, Blaine.
♪ I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through ♪
to meet a cool group of people
That sounds like torture.
which basically means I can't move my feet or legs.
Kids, it's in my DNA to be intense, okay,
♪ Do, do, do-do-do, do-do-do do-do-do, do-do-do, do, do ♪
But it is no way to win a national championship. Sue...
Or the sorry fact that you wasted untold millions
♪ You'll wind up like the wreck you hide ♪
can soak up some of your constantly annoying,
No, Blaine, say the line again,
♪ Oh, Rio, oh, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande ♪
My life just completely changed.
But I don't, I don't remember it.
This will not stand!
great acting:
when he pops out of your birth canal, before he hurries off
♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
if you promise to work your talented little butts off
there's so many more opportunities for me there.
♪ Smell like I sound ♪
No, no.
Yes, that is a dynamic headshot, and bam,
I know there is an age difference between us,
They have terrible aim when peeing, they're weak-minded,
♪ Slash savings!
I've always seen--
And Puck, he's got this really great pool-cleaning business opportunity.
Now just stay up there.