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♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
there's so many more opportunities for me there.
Now just stay up there.
♪ Have your friends collect your records ♪
Service industry is a great place to try out new accents.
That sounds like torture.
I think I'm just gonna go to the front of the school.
♪ You'd be a clown by now
(distorted voice): ♪ Hungry like the wolf
And Puck, he's got this really great pool-cleaning business opportunity.
You ever thought about California?
What do you want, Jackson? Spit it out.
Kids, it's in my DNA to be intense, okay,
about the implausible sexual tension
You heard Blaine's famous brother.
(mechanical whirring)
♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
We want actual ideas, Kurt.
Oh, my nana loves that show!
So no tears.
You did?
I don't think I understand what you just told me.
great acting:
♪ Mouth is alive
just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
Yes, that is a dynamic headshot, and bam,
They have terrible aim when peeing, they're weak-minded,
somebody who's better and/or hotter."
Besides sleeping with Puck.
♪ Oh, Rio, oh, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande ♪
My life just completely changed.
Will do.
And second of all, screw Optimus Prime.
"Keep on dreaming.
to the high-powered law firm where he has just made partner.
I want to get to know you a little better,
(laughter)
if you promise to work your talented little butts off
But I don't, I don't remember it.
♪ Yeah, we down, down here on the ground ♪
Whoo!
No, no.
♪ Do, do, do-do-do, do-do-do do-do-do, do-do-do, do, do ♪
♪ You'll wind up like the wreck you hide ♪
co-coach of the Cheerios!
Don't give up on that.
Here for moral support? Yes, exactly.
Or the sorry fact that you wasted untold millions
You'll be like lambs to the slaughter.
This will not stand!
Oh, my God.
while I was texting is fine, but, you know, I...
And you know what else is gonna stand?
we're all sitting here, and we're talking about
But it is no way to win a national championship. Sue...
(Hanson's "MMMBop" playing) No, no. Come on, Blaine.
No, Blaine, say the line again,
♪ I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through ♪
In California, she's considered ugly.
♪ Makes me that much stronger ♪
♪ Made me learn a little bit faster ♪
Believe it or not...
can soak up some of your constantly annoying,
when he pops out of your birth canal, before he hurries off
♪ Slash savings!
I've always seen--
♪ Smell like I sound ♪
I know there is an age difference between us,
I'm going to New York with Rachel.
which basically means I can't move my feet or legs.
Yeah, yeah! Whoo!
♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪
to meet a cool group of people
Standing O. Whoo! Well...