HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
(Hanson's "MMMBop" playing) No, no. Come on, Blaine.
Believe it or not...
♪ Mouth is alive
Yes, that is a dynamic headshot, and bam,
to the high-powered law firm where he has just made partner.
Standing O. Whoo! Well...
"Keep on dreaming.
♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
when he pops out of your birth canal, before he hurries off
So no tears.
I'm going to New York with Rachel.
But it is no way to win a national championship. Sue...
(laughter)
♪ Oh, we up, up, up for the glow show ♪
Service industry is a great place to try out new accents.
♪ You'd be a clown by now
Kids, it's in my DNA to be intense, okay,
♪ Makes me that much stronger ♪
somebody who's better and/or hotter."
♪ Oh, Rio, oh, Rio, dance across the Rio Grande ♪
Or the sorry fact that you wasted untold millions
Don't give up on that.
just like it's in Porcelain's DNA to poop rainbow glitter.
But I don't, I don't remember it.
You did?
co-coach of the Cheerios!
We want actual ideas, Kurt.
♪ Made me learn a little bit faster ♪
Oh, my God.
You ever thought about California?
(mechanical whirring)
I don't think I understand what you just told me.
can soak up some of your constantly annoying,
Yeah, yeah! Whoo!
That sounds like torture.
(distorted voice): ♪ Hungry like the wolf
No, Blaine, say the line again,
if you promise to work your talented little butts off
we're all sitting here, and we're talking about
great acting:
♪ Have your friends collect your records ♪
What do you want, Jackson? Spit it out.
In California, she's considered ugly.
I think I'm just gonna go to the front of the school.
No, no.
♪ Yeah, we down, down here on the ground ♪
This will not stand!
which basically means I can't move my feet or legs.
And second of all, screw Optimus Prime.
I've always seen--
You heard Blaine's famous brother.
And you know what else is gonna stand?
I want to get to know you a little better,
They have terrible aim when peeing, they're weak-minded,
♪ Smell like I sound ♪
You'll be like lambs to the slaughter.
to meet a cool group of people
♪ Slash savings!
Here for moral support? Yes, exactly.
about the implausible sexual tension
♪ You'll wind up like the wreck you hide ♪
♪ Do, do, do-do-do, do-do-do do-do-do, do-do-do, do, do ♪
while I was texting is fine, but, you know, I...
I know there is an age difference between us,
Will do.
And Puck, he's got this really great pool-cleaning business opportunity.
Whoo!
there's so many more opportunities for me there.
My life just completely changed.
Besides sleeping with Puck.
Oh, my nana loves that show!
Now just stay up there.
♪ So thanks for making me a fighter ♪
♪ I wouldn't know just how capable I am to pull through ♪