Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Rachel and Finn decided to get married

to sacrifice her career.

with the night school's Polynesian janitor.

narcissistic, bloated bags of cellulite

Yeah, but I'm not...

Actually, yes, it is. Hi.

I just learned to walk three years ago.

See, I believe that.

and when will someone give me a straight answer

I would've just brought you guys down.

♪ Turn out to be unjust so cruel? ♪

Don't start lactating.

Hey, I was thinking since Nationals

My dance moves aren't as smooth as Artie's yet.

Hello? Did you hear me? Michael freakin' Bay.

♪ Yeah, we up, up, up, up above love ♪

or, you know, on the toilet or at a movie or something.

♪ And I might find her if I'm looking like I can ♪

All you ever do is tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Just feels a little stupid.

All right, sloppy babies,

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's settled. My word is law.

♪ You're gonna get yourself aligned with your old man ♪

from a little show that I auditioned for last week...

one-sided lately.

"The fingers are the eyes of the body,"

♪ Woman, you want me, give me a sign ♪

♪ But you treat me like a stranger ♪

You know, luckily enough, the guy that crashed into me

I don't normally do this,

♪ But I'll admit that I was glad it was over ♪

♪ You could never know what it's like ♪

And number two:

and we pretty much disagree on everything,

The movie's untitled,

Now, we are ditching as planned.

Well, that's really nice,

I am tough on you.

Blaine, your brother's the best-looking man in North America.

♪ Makes me work a little bit harder ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah

You're a lifesaver.

I'm not like you. This isn't my life.

Just follow me. It's up here.

♪ I've had enough

All right, guys, I don't want you to go cray-cray,

the school wins a $10,000 cash prize.

All right, fair warning: in the glorious history of

(school bell ringing)

William... I'm near the end of my first trimester.

but insists that he's famous.

Actually, it's funny that you should mention that because

why are you the one that's always giving up everything?

♪ Find a way-ay to be

I had a doctor's appointment.

♪ Don't you know I'm still standing ♪

while she raced to the courthouse,

With your brains and my jaw line,

♪ I'm still standing

♪ Straddle the line ♪

of my baby. Please.

They were written off by the world

♪ I'm still standing

Look, I get it: family stuff is hard,

Well, unless I'm in class

This is where we go to play on Senior Ditch Day.

Footloose 2011.

♪ So I want to say thank you

I try to tune them out entirely.