Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

narcissistic, bloated bags of cellulite

♪ I'm still standing

♪ You could never know what it's like ♪

The movie's untitled,

I'm not like you. This isn't my life.

♪ Don't you know I'm still standing ♪

I don't normally do this,

All right, sloppy babies,

and when will someone give me a straight answer

Rachel and Finn decided to get married

Actually, it's funny that you should mention that because

Just feels a little stupid.

♪ Makes me work a little bit harder ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah

Well, that's really nice,

You know, luckily enough, the guy that crashed into me

♪ Straddle the line ♪

Blaine, your brother's the best-looking man in North America.

♪ I'm still standing

I had a doctor's appointment.

♪ I've had enough

♪ So I want to say thank you

Hello? Did you hear me? Michael freakin' Bay.

but insists that he's famous.

I am tough on you.

the school wins a $10,000 cash prize.

♪ You're gonna get yourself aligned with your old man ♪

Hey, I was thinking since Nationals

Well, unless I'm in class

why are you the one that's always giving up everything?

William... I'm near the end of my first trimester.

I just learned to walk three years ago.

My dance moves aren't as smooth as Artie's yet.

See, I believe that.

♪ Yeah, we up, up, up, up above love ♪

♪ And I might find her if I'm looking like I can ♪

You're a lifesaver.

♪ But I'll admit that I was glad it was over ♪

Just follow me. It's up here.

with the night school's Polynesian janitor.

This is where we go to play on Senior Ditch Day.

♪ But you treat me like a stranger ♪

All right, guys, I don't want you to go cray-cray,

With your brains and my jaw line,

And number two:

It's settled. My word is law.

while she raced to the courthouse,

(school bell ringing)

from a little show that I auditioned for last week...

Don't start lactating.

♪ Find a way-ay to be

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

Now, we are ditching as planned.

They were written off by the world

I try to tune them out entirely.

"The fingers are the eyes of the body,"

♪ Woman, you want me, give me a sign ♪

Actually, yes, it is. Hi.

and we pretty much disagree on everything,

All right, fair warning: in the glorious history of

Yeah, but I'm not...

All you ever do is tell me what I'm doing wrong.

of my baby. Please.

Footloose 2011.

Look, I get it: family stuff is hard,

♪ Turn out to be unjust so cruel? ♪

to sacrifice her career.

one-sided lately.

or, you know, on the toilet or at a movie or something.

I would've just brought you guys down.