Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Actually, yes, it is. Hi.

Hello? Did you hear me? Michael freakin' Bay.

I'm not like you. This isn't my life.

♪ But you treat me like a stranger ♪

All you ever do is tell me what I'm doing wrong.

Actually, it's funny that you should mention that because

I would've just brought you guys down.

You're a lifesaver.

of my baby. Please.

Hey, I was thinking since Nationals

♪ I'm still standing

♪ Straddle the line ♪

with the night school's Polynesian janitor.

With your brains and my jaw line,

from a little show that I auditioned for last week...

See, I believe that.

"The fingers are the eyes of the body,"

Well, that's really nice,

Just follow me. It's up here.

Footloose 2011.

♪ You could never know what it's like ♪

Yeah, but I'm not...

You know, luckily enough, the guy that crashed into me

It's settled. My word is law.

♪ Turn out to be unjust so cruel? ♪

♪ You're gonna get yourself aligned with your old man ♪

♪ Find a way-ay to be

♪ I'm still standing

why are you the one that's always giving up everything?

to sacrifice her career.

William... I'm near the end of my first trimester.

Rachel and Finn decided to get married

♪ Woman, you want me, give me a sign ♪

I am tough on you.

I try to tune them out entirely.

I just learned to walk three years ago.

♪ Don't you know I'm still standing ♪

The movie's untitled,

(school bell ringing)

but insists that he's famous.

the school wins a $10,000 cash prize.

♪ But I'll admit that I was glad it was over ♪

♪ So I want to say thank you

while she raced to the courthouse,

Blaine, your brother's the best-looking man in North America.

All right, sloppy babies,

Now, we are ditching as planned.

My dance moves aren't as smooth as Artie's yet.

♪ Makes me work a little bit harder ♪ ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah

They were written off by the world

Well, unless I'm in class

All right, guys, I don't want you to go cray-cray,

Just feels a little stupid.

♪ I've had enough

And number two:

All right, fair warning: in the glorious history of

narcissistic, bloated bags of cellulite

I don't normally do this,

This is where we go to play on Senior Ditch Day.

or, you know, on the toilet or at a movie or something.

♪ Yeah, we up, up, up, up above love ♪

Look, I get it: family stuff is hard,

and we pretty much disagree on everything,

♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah

and when will someone give me a straight answer

one-sided lately.

Don't start lactating.

I had a doctor's appointment.

♪ And I might find her if I'm looking like I can ♪