Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Naturally, I gave up the less attractive child.
God, pigeon, you really look terrible.
[groans with exasperation]
I think this is an opportunity.
Yep, I have a son. Saw my son.
Oh, my god.
To seize the day.
Are you guys thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?
Who's gonna be the one to tell him?
At least until I die,
I could take care of both by myself.
I know you are strong and noble.
Because she looks like a boy
And I want my daughter to be like that, too.
in there, are you?
Mom, I said I'm hungry.
What a waste.
You know, we're just, we're all, um...
you would get a tattoo on your face.
[farts]
[scoffs]