Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Tonight. But don't say anything, okay? - I swear. I promise. I promise.

Listen, um, I bought something. I'm not sure she's gonna like it.

Because you are so afraid of commitment.

- Relax. It's Phoebe, not you. - Oh.

- Maybe I should move in with Monica. - No, it's too soon for you guys.

No, it's actually very sweet. It's very sweet. Look.

Okay, I'll see you at the station later.

And plus, think of all the money I'll save on stamps.

It's okay. It's okay.

So $800, and I don't call the cops...

And I swear... I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me...

It's not a cat.

That's so sweet.

And Rachel's in the bathroom.

That's not a baby. That's a cat.

Don't switch hands, okay?

Yes, yes. Yes, fine, I am someone.

- Rach. - Yeah.

...so I'm not gonna try and take you on, okay?

If you live with Phoebe, you two are gonna be, you know, living together.

- So it looks like it's going well for you two. - I know. Really well.

- Really? - Uh-huh.

I really don't want to mess up what we have.

Hey, Ross, is, uh, Staten Island really an island?

...they split the cost of stamps, don't they?

Were your parents happy or something?! את במקצוע הלא נכון!!!

Doesn't sound as crazy as paying $1000 for a cat.

Well, it was a little extravagant, but I got a good deal.

TEAM MONICA b****

...because I'm less afraid of commitment than I used to be.

Sweetheart, but none of that matters if it's too soon for you.