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as the sort of person that you could occasionally stand to talk to...
even though I could give a rat's ass about it...
Wait a minute.
I lost my bracelet.
It's a very quiet street...
- I'm sorry, I can't. - Fine.
Wait here.
Not one place that gave you a little feeling of:
I was trying to figure out if that's a coincidence...
You sure you weren't almost pushed off the roof of your house today?
- I like being on the bottom floor. - Top floor's quieter.
As soon as my dry-cleaning bill is paid, you will have my sympathies.
- The Shags? - Trust me.
Stop it. This isn't gonna make you mad.
You've got great stuff this year.
- Hey. - Here.
Look, I'm not really good at this small-talk thing.
And so earlier when you asked me to look for the bracelet...
I would appreciate it if you would try to get along with my mom.
Because I got this weird rash on my wrist.
Well said, Ida Morgenstern.
- It's not my apartment, and yes. - Done.
That was my father's sign.
- Sure. - Remind me?
but if I take an apartment with one...
He'll turn it into Taylorville, where everyone wears cardigans...
- Why? - 'Cause I'm a 2-inch-grass kind of guy.
I'm thinking of buying the flower shop next to the diner...
Yeah, I figured.
When did you buy an apartment building?
You put together several full sentences using a couple of words that...
You do that.
It's got nothing to do with you. So you and Jess aren't... friends?
- No more ladders. - I promise.
For example, at all my properties...
A ridiculous accusation deserved such a response.
signed the papers, and I bought the building.
Right. Sorry. Go ahead.
What do you say?
thinking she lost the bracelet. She was miserable. Understand?
No, not yet. Are you offering?
You're doing okay.
As soon as it's completely gone, that bracelet goes right back on.
two of which I've never heard of!
You weren't gonna come get your money?
- I'm ready now. - Okay. Then I'll see you inside.
That I had a rash and had to take it off until it healed.
I think you should keep looking.
- I'm here. What's the matter? - Sit.