Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This poem would crush you.

have to run it as impotence is a concept

You came to the exact right person for this.

because he looks exactly like this Calvin Klein model that I'm attracted to.

Forty-three was just

We just wanted to stop by and say hi

And if I hadn't, I wouldn't have my kids

Maybe we'll get sent to anger management together.

Dad, go to he I'm taller than you

because then it feels so good when they finally say yes.

Because I feel like that question was coming

No, it would cause me too much pain.

How long was the drive?

Stanley No. Mmm-mmm

You have doubles of this one, I could probably just take one

Uh, yeah. We are sexing it up tonight. I don't care what you say

So, I find it best to recuse myself temporarily

No, I am Spartacus!!!

The plants are going to love this.

And forgive me, but I feel like I've said this to you before.

Well, that's your opinion and it's her opinion, but it's not my opinion

God, Ryan, go away She found herself a beautiful boyfriend

curled up with a good book

Take them yourself

Because they are idiots. Big, stripy, horsey idiots

That's what I'm talking about By Albanians

Sorry, just to be clear, you're saying do not shake the baby?

Ever, ever. Never

And then after Jim quiets down

You're single. Plenty of girls to date, right?

Hey, can we turn this back around quickly please?

Most of my writing involves the latter

Haven't heard any complaints Wouldn't care if I did

One of Toby's eyes is getting smaller. So there's that

You're both adults I'm sure you can

Ooh! The plants are gonna love this

Maybe I'm the crazy one

Day and a half? My lumbar would be killing me.

It's just so dumb

and make love as a mermaid.

I am the famous Andy Bernard you have been hearing all about.

So, how amazing would it be

getting along with Ryan again