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- Mm.
He's selling hot tubs at county fairs.
That doesn't work. No. That's--yeah.
Wake's already started. Coffin's empty anyway.
with something, it was me, because I got bro time,
and she says, "Let's do this!"
They love you like moms,
so now I gotta check on the flowers myself.
I'm sure Curtis has things well under control.
- One of the biggest users of my makeup tutorials
But I was getting too old to dance,
* I never seem to see you for the good times *
the--the father's probably... - Yes.
with the doctor on the back of her bike,
- Man, Sue would have loved this.
I think, you know, maybe we should honor her wishes.
some pretty poignant things about him.
in these things. I could have died, all right?
Just, Reagan's pretty stressed out,
in a sexless marriage,
but after, like, 45 minutes, there's no oxygen
- Because I actively hate the Dave Matthews Band.
for mayor of Rutherford Falls.
Keeps us now.
put microchips in their toothpaste.
We didn't get paid, but it was awesome.
- But there's one thing I do want from you.
* If it ain't one thing, it's another one on the way *
but we need to get back to work
He has steadier hands.
- Thank you, Uncle.
Can't I just do my thing?
And, oh, a lifetime of memories.
- Whoa, I know it's not land,
[mellow acoustic music]
Though the eyes do follow you.
I used to bring home an extra piece
- Did you say 2:00 p.m. sharp?
- Does Nathan have a black eye?
I'd understand why you took the last donut.
to help him.
- Oh, I'm highly allergic to babies.
My girl.
I don't know why you brought that up.
- I mean, how often are you in town?
to vote for you.
- Great, you got 200 bucks?