Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- did that little story have a point? - Yeah.

- Hello? - Hey, random question.

- Are you okay? - I'm fine.

Look, I know it never works for anyone, but do you wanna try long-distance?

Hey, hey. It's my suit. Shouldn't I be the one to choose?

It's like shopping in Barney's mind.

So, I went out to visit and there was this party.

OLDER TED; And kids, that's exactly what we did with our last day,

They can guess your net annual income just by looking at your underwear.

I just... I don't think that long-distance really works for anyone.

Just snap my neck now so I can die this pretty.

God, that sucks, man. I'm so sorry.

OLDER TED; And that's when things got complicated,

you'll make more than Lily makes in a year.

- Hello? - Hey, random question.

Here's a professional tip.

Well, she kept talking about this cheesy French guy, Gabrielle.

I can't let you make this decision for me.