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- Good luck, baby. - Bye.
- Sold. - Great.
You set this up. You set this whole thing up.
I can't sew. I don't own navy boxers.
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
Oh, see? I did it again.
If you think that there's any chance that Victoria's your soul mate,
fighting a losing battle for our planet's survival.
- Just wear another one. - I don't have another one.
Where does she get off?
I'm attracted to other dog people.
Ted, think about it this way,
(CELLPHONE RINGING)
- Hey. - Hey.
Relax. My guy does everything for one-third the cost.
And he's got this weak-ass, thin, French moustache.
Look she can't be a cat person i'm a dog person
Look, she can't be a cat person. I'm a dog person.
Is she a cat person, or a dog person? Is she open to a three-way?
No, no.
This is what happens when you, you know, let them finish baking.