Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Never ever, ever, ever, ever times infinity.

Bye. Why does Ted want to know if I like cats?

I'm juggling four right now. There's Lisa in Madrid.

I have to go to Germany.

Girls. It's all talking and no sex. Kill me now.

and I need every negative penny of that for my wedding.

I wanted to give you this.

- Noon? - Noon.

I should take this. Bye. Hello?

Dude, you show up to an interview in that,

If Ted's your soul mate, then it may be worth it to hang on to him.

Oh, please. Your company is not called Barney Corp.

Yeah, I'm not much of a fighter, but I knew I could take this weird little dude.

And long-distance definitely isn't an option.

Tomorrow, I'm taking you to my personal tailor.

- I really don't. - Sex.

God, I'm gonna look hot.

But this isn't just some guy. This is Ted. He's amazing.

I thought you said that it was one-third price!

It was pretty great,

- Oh, excellent. We'll take this one. - This one.

I even thought about long-distance, as if that ever works.