Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

My, uh, wife recently passed away.

Marge, ix-nay on the uclear-nay echnician-tay.

Hit the streets, egghead! You should've majored in not getting fired.

[ Thinking ] No, the other secret.

and I didn't like it one bit!

Look, this kid looks like jerry from the eltingville club

- Will this be on the test? - No!

- True or false. - True.

[Lisa] Then Itchy, the barber...

Will this be on the test

[Whistle Blowing]

I don't see one wrinkled face...

Here, kids. I guess you deserve this.

But, Hershel, bubbeleh--

Well, kiss my grits!

- [ All Gasp ] - I'm sorry, Simpson.

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

-Just one. - Nuts to you!

[Man] You call this writing?

To the sickos at Modern Bride magazine.

[ Gasps, Grunts ]

Bart! Our cartoon's on TV!

Hello, Dondelinger.

[Bart, Lisa Laughing]

This is a rather lifeless outing.

I guess we're just not cut out to be writers.

I thought teaching might ease my loneliness.

there any places straight to live are many states straight nowadays. there any places straight to live are many states straight nowadays.

- Ed Sullivan. - Shh!

Sorry, sir. We're not letting vagrants sleep in the gym tonight.

And finally, Itchy and Scratchy, the "Little Barbershop of Horrors" episode.

[ Murmuring, Shouting ]

I dreamt I was the queen of the Old West.

[ Sobbing ] Please, Mommy. I want it.

What are you gonna change your name to when you grow up?

- D'oh! - [ Groans ]

by Abraham Simpson!