Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...who liked horse riding.

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

I would have left him long before she did.

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

What the hell is the matter with me?

That was my brother.

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

I should do what?

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

My mother had a heart attack.

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

What would I be doing with an earring?

It's just your self-respect.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

Because since tonight...

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

...but you're very naive.

- What was that? - Nothing.

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

Just stand out on the ledge.

Okay! Come on, big fella.

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

Bye! Come back soon.

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

I don't know yet.

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

Didi. Hello, darling!

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

Son of a bitch!

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

Happy birthday!

You got any Hershey bars?

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

I was just so overwhelmed.

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.