Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That was my brother.

I don't know yet.

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

...but you're very naive.

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

You got any Hershey bars?

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

My mother had a heart attack.

What the hell is the matter with me?

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

Didi. Hello, darling!

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

Because since tonight...

Just stand out on the ledge.

Happy birthday!

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

Okay! Come on, big fella.

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

- What was that? - Nothing.

I was just so overwhelmed.

Bye! Come back soon.

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

What would I be doing with an earring?

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

I should do what?

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

Son of a bitch!

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

It's just your self-respect.

I would have left him long before she did.

...who liked horse riding.

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.