Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

Didi. Hello, darling!

Happy birthday!

I should do what?

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

I don't know yet.

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

Okay! Come on, big fella.

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

I was just so overwhelmed.

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

Son of a bitch!

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

Just stand out on the ledge.

My mother had a heart attack.

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

- What was that? - Nothing.

That was my brother.

You got any Hershey bars?

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

What would I be doing with an earring?

Bye! Come back soon.

I would have left him long before she did.

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

...but you're very naive.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

Because since tonight...

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

...who liked horse riding.

What the hell is the matter with me?

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

It's just your self-respect.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?