Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Bye! Come back soon.

My mother had a heart attack.

I was just so overwhelmed.

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

I don't know yet.

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

What would I be doing with an earring?

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

...but you're very naive.

I should do what?

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

You got any Hershey bars?

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

...who liked horse riding.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

What the hell is the matter with me?

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

That was my brother.

- What was that? - Nothing.

Because since tonight...

I would have left him long before she did.

Didi. Hello, darling!

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

Happy birthday!

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

Just stand out on the ledge.

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

Son of a bitch!

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

It's just your self-respect.

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

Okay! Come on, big fella.