Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Joe, I know you're in a lot of pain, but I want to tell you something.

I took Shelly and the girls to a movie.

What would I be doing with an earring?

... a man was seen on the ledge of a ninth-floor...

What on Earth is this supposed to mean?

Happy birthday!

I'm sorry, Daddy. I feel so bad.

- What was that? - Nothing.

- Why are you telling me all this? - You asked me.

Because since tonight...

When you wake up, your mommy will be here to pick you up.

We're running out of laughs. Let's go to the opera, drop our pants.

You got any Hershey bars?

- Who's Richard? - Richard's my assistant.

If he finds you here, he's going to kill you. Get dressed.

Better to get it out now than when you're...

...but you're very naive.

I find it hard to imagine your wife sleeping with you.

I know it's Joe's little boy, but what's he doing here?

...so I called her and I found out she's gonna be all alone on her 85th birthday.

Didi. Hello, darling!

- Now, I told you, you cannot stay up late. - But let me watch this one show.

I would have left him long before she did.

...who liked horse riding.

I should do what?

I'm telling you. You were away on vacation. He's banging Dr. Schumacher's wife.

Bye! Come back soon.

Steetsy, what're you doin' up so late?

Get them for me right away! We've wasted enough time on this.

Son of a bitch!

It's just your self-respect.

Okay! Come on, big fella.

Yeah, Daddy, hurry up.

...and she ran into the bunch coming down the steps.

Something with a king-size bed, if you have it.

What's the problem? You go over, you get into bed, you say:

- His boss's wife. - I don't believe it.

- I am going to tell your mother. - She already knows.

...that if they don't like my answer, they can go take it and shove it up their ass.

My mother had a heart attack.

Just stand out on the ledge.

I don't know yet.

I was just so overwhelmed.

You leave his little pee-pee alone.

All right. Good-bye, everybody.

- Hello, gentlemen. How are we tonight? - Fine, how you feeling, Andy?

The last flight gets here at 10:00 p.m. I can meet you at the airport.

Well, it's a nice earring, but it's not mine.

Good-bye, Mama Dell. Happy birthday!

What the hell is the matter with me?

The first week, you're allowed anything that begins with an A.

That was my brother.

- What earring? - I don't know whose it is.

And, then onto the second week, you're allowed anything that begins with a B.

If he'd just shave his legs, like I keep telling him. Shave 'em!