Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This is really happening.

...because it's a wonderful surprise.

It's a water bed.

Are you afraid?

What is it? Am I talking too much?

His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.

- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?

- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.

I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.

- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.

...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?

...I met a cute, available...

How old is that suit?

All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.

Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?

Now, listen here, Teddy bear.

I know of this funny little place.

Didi, what was I gonna ask you?

I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...

- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.

Surprise of surprises.

- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.

This isn't a dream anymore.

The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...

I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.

He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.

If anything like that ever happened to us...

The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.

What are they, Heads?

Now, that takes 26 weeks.

- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.

You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.

Happy birthday to you

I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.

This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!

That's a gorgeous animal you have there.

Please! I won't be very long.

What a pleasant surprise.

...but, boy, is he dumb!

- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.

- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.

Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.

I beg your pardon!

Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.

...the doctor says...

Horseback riding?

You're not like Joe.

Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.

- Only at night? - Ask him.

You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.

- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!

Is it from Theresa?

There's nothing that I say that I can remember.

You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?

- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.

- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.

Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?

Finished with your drink, sir?

Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.

Crazy as it seems...

My mother and father are Jewish.

- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.

You're a silly horse!

Thank you, but no.