Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This isn't a dream anymore.

- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.

I beg your pardon!

- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.

- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!

My mother and father are Jewish.

Happy birthday to you

You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.

- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.

What a pleasant surprise.

Horseback riding?

Thank you, but no.

Crazy as it seems...

It's a water bed.

- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.

- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.

- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.

That's a gorgeous animal you have there.

- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.

Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.

What are they, Heads?

I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.

I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...

You're a silly horse!

- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.

...because it's a wonderful surprise.

All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.

You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.

Are you afraid?

This is really happening.

- Only at night? - Ask him.

There's nothing that I say that I can remember.

...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?

Finished with your drink, sir?

I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.

He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.

- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.

How old is that suit?

His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.

- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.

The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.

Please! I won't be very long.

You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?

- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?

You're not like Joe.

Now, that takes 26 weeks.

Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?

If anything like that ever happened to us...

Is it from Theresa?

What is it? Am I talking too much?

This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!

Now, listen here, Teddy bear.

Didi, what was I gonna ask you?

I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.

...but, boy, is he dumb!

...I met a cute, available...

The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...

Surprise of surprises.

Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.

...the doctor says...

Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?

I know of this funny little place.

Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.

Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.