Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Horseback riding?
Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?
There's nothing that I say that I can remember.
Crazy as it seems...
- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.
I beg your pardon!
I know of this funny little place.
I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.
Didi, what was I gonna ask you?
Is it from Theresa?
Happy birthday to you
Don't move!
...the doctor says...
You're a silly horse!
...I met a cute, available...
- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.
This is really happening.
How old is that suit?
Now, listen here, Teddy bear.
Shelly!
- Only at night? - Ask him.
All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.
You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.
Are you afraid?
Hello?
What are they, Heads?
Thank you, but no.
- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?
Julius...
More sleeve.
Surprise of surprises.
This isn't a dream anymore.
Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?
...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?
What is it? Am I talking too much?
That's a gorgeous animal you have there.
- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.
Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.
What a pleasant surprise.
- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.
I'm fine.
I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...
My mother and father are Jewish.
Finished with your drink, sir?
- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!
- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.
...but, boy, is he dumb!
Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.
Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.
- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.
It's a water bed.
- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.
- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.
You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.
If anything like that ever happened to us...
...Irving.
His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.
I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.
The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.
The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...
I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.
Now, that takes 26 weeks.
What is this?
What's that?
You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?
This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!
Please! I won't be very long.
- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.
Is it a woman?
You're not like Joe.
Good-bye.
- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.
...because it's a wonderful surprise.
He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.
Good-bye.
Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.
Be good.