Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Came in with a cardigan. They wanted him to put on one of their jackets.

...the doctor says...

Now, listen here, Teddy bear.

You're a silly horse!

...I met a cute, available...

I don't know. She asked me to keep him for one night.

I'm just so tired, that's all. I just don't know if I can stay awake.

- Come on, Charlotte! - I won't be long.

- You know where I can buy some checkers? - That's embarrassing.

He goes riding once a week in Golden Gate Park.

Thank you, but no.

- You're taking my little girl to see David Boowie? - Bowie.

What a pleasant surprise.

The captain has just informed me that L.A. Airport is closed due to heavy fog.

I'm not giving you a hard time. You either move the car, or I call the police.

This isn't a dream anymore.

Is it from Theresa?

Crazy as it seems...

It's a water bed.

Are you afraid?

If anything like that ever happened to us...

His Daddy's little pee-pee started all this.

Don't want to start a fire. They landed on the lamp.

- What if I had a date? - You won't have a date.

Tomorrow, 6:00, Tulio's.

- He wasn't due back until Friday. - But it's only Wednesday.

You're going on your first date to your grandmother's?

- Is Mr. Pierce there, please? - That's it, just like that.

There's nothing that I say that I can remember.

- Joe, I'm right here. Will you talk to me? - She left me. I gotta kill her.

That's a gorgeous animal you have there.

Didi, what was I gonna ask you?

- Did you notice that she didn't have a bra? - What do I know, 'cause I see it every day?

The only unpleasant surprise was that in two days...

- Want Campari and soda? - Yeah, that would be nice.

- What's your name? - Theodore Pierce. Teddy. Ted.

Guess what he saw galloping through the fog?

Please! I won't be very long.

- Only at night? - Ask him.

- We never said we weren't assholes. - I said I was an asshole.

I made a mistake, I learned my lesson...

What is it? Am I talking too much?

You're not like Joe.

- He said he'd be back in just... - Jake!

Clean this up. Now I'm a cleaning man.

Are you sure that you can't handle this by yourself, Richard?

My mother and father are Jewish.

I beg your pardon!

Surprise of surprises.

...because it's a wonderful surprise.

Finished with your drink, sir?

Horseback riding?

What are they, Heads?

This isn't fucking happening! It's not happening!

You must be joking! That's 100 feet down there.

I know of this funny little place.

You better hurry. They moved the meeting up 15 minutes.

Now, that takes 26 weeks.

How old is that suit?

All right! Girls, go on. I'll be there in a minute.

...at the corner of Jones Street and Clay?

Happy birthday to you

...but, boy, is he dumb!

This is really happening.