Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

KENDALL: Carly?
- (THUD) - (BOTH GASP)
Hey, um... (CLEARS THROAT)
MAN: Hold that kid!
but do not go near your children.
are being reported of parents attacking...
I was wondering about that.
Come on over. Evan, let's go.
- No! No! No! - It's me! It's me!
Ten... it's not a guarantee for you.
what's happening?
Ugh. So it's the best, huh?
- (MUSIC STOPS) - KENDALL: Wow!
CARLY: No!
After that, we should be good to cut the door down.
(STATIC CONTINUES)
how this is gonna go down.
- (MEWLING) - All right. It's okay.
Pretty much totaled the motherfucker.
♪ Were waiting to be sung ♪
(SOBBING)
by the way. And I think about how things were
ass to ass. Hi, Brent, anal beads,
is that Mom and Dad want to hurt us.
I get it. You're going crazy, kids.
that's on you.
Come on, honey. Mom's here. Let's go.
Get your hands off me.
You ready? One, two, three, go.
Look at 'em.
BRENT: That's not gonna cut through this door.
Back up! Back up! Back up! Back up!
- (GRUNTING) - Come on. Come on.
(SCREAMING)
Can you get away from the parental units?
that is enough, young lady!
It's called hormones.
(GASPING)
That means it saws all.
(WOMAN MOANING ON COMPUTER)
♪ Soul hurting
The whole house is a family room.
Yeah, if it weren't for that juicy hunk of asada
I think it's horrible what's happening.
(CLATTERING)
Anyone? Bueller? No?
Yeah, whatever.
I know this is the way things are supposed to be.
things I only saw in magazines!
- (GRINDING) - (GASPING)
TEACHER: You're finished?
She's my daughter. I should be proud,
- You're inhuman. - DOCTOR: Easy there.
No. No.
(SCREAMS)
I mean, I used to be Brent...
(GRUNTING)
everything just revolves around you, doesn't it?
No, Mom, we're not coming out, okay? You have to leave.
Your motherfucking mother said to open this door!
If I crash and burn on my test today,
BRENT: All right, Sun-Yi.
you don't have...
was in fact the child's mother could not be verified.
(GRUNTS)
♪ Click, click, you got it ♪
REPORTER: Do you have kids, sir? Do you know where they are?
For instance, in a domestic pig population,
I don't know what I could have done with it.
I kind of have to worry about it.
You do realize that one in five children
DOCTOR: And push!
(CHUCKLING)
from chasing after 17-year-olds.
- straight to the emergency room. - What are you saying?
Look...
♪ Soul hurting
and, in many cases, murdering their own children.
Looks like they're waiting for a buffet.
Thank God...
♪ Make them girls go ♪
because you know that one day...
We're gonna need a little bit more than that...
- Oh, especially not. (CHUCKLES) - (SECRETARY LAUGHS)
you'll create this life.
Do you really think this is the right time
Don't worry about the cleaning! Just get out of the house!
It's actually somewhat common in the animal kingdom.
MAN: (ON TV) Intellectually, I should feel devastated.
(CRYING)
- Hey, kiddo. - (CARLY SCREAMS)
Flat on his ass, fat, bald,
Okay. Well,
- (IMITATES TRUCK ENGINE) - JOSH: No! No! No! No!
JENNA: I don't know about your little angels...
just want to...
(SIGHS)
NURSE: I bet Mommy wants to hold her daughter.
I don't think so.