Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

And, motherfuckers,
Holy shit!
and hear that voice, everything will just disappear.
You're a whore.
I'm the Chinese.
I'm good.
♪ Hey, where's Spot? ♪
God, it's not my fault you have no life!
NURSE: Jeannie, you're holding her too tight.
♪ And tell him get to runnin' ♪
(BABY CRYING)
CARLY: No!
My mom is such a penis. She is killing me.
Just something that happens, and then it's...
(CHUCKLES) Look at you.
Damn it!
that is, to become unfashionable
it happens.
I'm totally cut off. No credit, no ATM.
(COUGHING)
(SCREAMS) No! No, Dad!
(MAN GRUNTING)
you think I want to be the one
that's sort of why I'm here today.
(CELLPHONE BUZZING)
(CHUCKLES)
He direct deposits in my account.
NURSE: Good job, Mama.
(KIDS PANTING)
DOCTOR: Look at that beautiful girl!
- (BELL RINGING) - (TRAIN HORN BLOWS)
the last thing we want to do is disseminate any information
Riley, she just said that she needed it,
what set off the incidents, and authorities
But now...
(GROANS)
inevitably...
COMMISSIONER: I do, and I can assure you,
I don't understand why they so crazy today.
♪ So many wild pleasures Lay in store for me ♪
My dad's at work, and my mom is...
That's your boyfriend?
- (BITES) - (SCREAMS)
like father, like son, right?
and squeeze, boy!
Not exactly what I had in mind as a young dude, you know.
- (GRUNTING) - (SCREAMING)
You know, I want to trust you, Carly. Really...
It is, but they need you less and less...
But the fact is that...
(STATIC BUZZING)
It's true. He bought it brand-new in '79
- (SCREAMING) - No! Stop!
- "Hashtag"? - BRENT: Son, you take my advice.
CARLY: The housekeeper's.
Josh's birthday.
♪ Trapped inside a system Like a bird locked in a cage ♪
I mean, one of these days, I'm gonna trip over
Sure.
KENDALL: Great. Perfect excuse to get rid of it.
Ma'am, I'm sorry, but we must insist.
Holy fucking shit! How have you done this twice?
I'm sorry I said that you have no life, okay?
Ha-ha.
I don't see 'em.
- CARLY: We really do. - (GRUNTING)
(BOTH LAUGH)
♪ As rain upon my tongue ♪
(CARLY GASPING)