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- It's too late. - This is bullshit!
Jeannie! Oh, it's me!
Dude.
Take your Aunt Jeannie, for instance.
KENDALL: Okay, just get some alcohol.
CARLY: Damon? (PANTING)
♪ Yeah, yeah
(STATIC BUZZING)
GIRL: Dude!
(LAUGHS) Speak for yourself.
(GRUNTS)
Mommy...
(IMITATES GUNSHOTS)
REPORTER: That's not gonna cut it.
(GRUNTS)
(PIANO PLAYING)
Shit.
Why is this happening to her? What the hell is going on?
God damn it.
(SLURPS)
Whatever.
♪ Put locks on your cities And locks on your floor ♪
- (BRENT GROANS) - Come on!
a fucking grown-up zone, and a fucking kid zone!
We can hardly believe what we are reporting to you
There you go.
Fine. Just get it.
just so you don't think I'm a monster...
It's for the child's safety.
just the two of us.
No! Dad!
Me, too.
(PANTING)
- (CONTINUES SPEAKING CANTONESE) - (ALARM BEEPING)
Uh, yeah, that's the "ever" part.
but all I could think was, "One day,
(SAW WHIRRING)
BRENT: That's awesome, Kendall. Thank...
we need to protect the children.
Mom?
God, I need a real drink.
- KENDALL: Carly. - CARLY: No!
Oh, no, no. No, honey.
she's gonna pop one out, huh?
(DOORBELL RINGS)
Oh, Kendall, that was, what, like, 15 years ago?
It's... It's love kicking in, okay? So just let it come.
(GROANS)
- in my day. - Mr. Ryan...
SECURITY: Ma'am, I need you to give her the child.
- (CHUCKLES) - (BABY CRYING)
- Do you see your mom? - Yeah, right.
Some of that information may be correct, but...
It's okay. It's okay.
Mom says to get your ass out of bed.
is that we are under attack.
♪ But love ♪
But if you ever touch that car again...
(LAUGHS)
(CHUCKLES)
Hey...
(GASPING)
- (KENDALL GROANING) - BRENT: All right. Okay, okay.
Put the bottle down.
and it's like a fucking obstacle course
it forces us to accelerate progress.
We love each other.
Yeah. No, it's just weird.
- Can't you ask your dad? - Nah.
Where are you going?
♪ Run, Spot, run
We're gonna get your little brother,
ANCHOR: Excuse me. You are talking about pigs?
Where's Amanda?