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(GRUNTING)
and also near Cornell Street.
Dad!
(JOSH COUGHING)
CARLY: We want to trust you.
Brent is your son.
Who wants to die today?
(BRENT GROANS)
- Mom! - KENDALL: It's okay, Carly.
(SAW WHIRRING)
Damon, what happened to your arm?
Oh, look how beautiful you are.
♪ Run, Spot, run
Mr. Ryan say no boyfriend in the house.
♪ It must have been love ♪
Yeah, good luck with that.
(WHIMPERS) Come on.
No, no, buddy. Nah.
♪ And you fuckin' Work it all out ♪
Damn it, Carly! Get back here!
♪ Yes, you want it
(CHUCKLES)
Ah, well, you know, educate me.
BRENT: Gas on!
- I know, okay? I know. - Why'd she do it?
I don't know. Fuck that dude.
but there's this bigger thing.
I don't know. We're supposed to be in class, aren't we?
(PANTING)
I took a lot of practice tests.
They want to kill us.
But you don't make it easy.
KENDALL: Hey.
(DAMON SIGHS)
♪ All my niggas comin'... ♪
or an oncoming train or even a wild animal
this tired motherfucker he turned out to be!
NURSE: 80 percent dilated. She's good to go, Doctor.
So nothing about Jeannie yet?
Okay, Carly,
Don't ever have kids.
It's usually not this bad.
My dad doesn't get home 'til late.
you're part of a family, Carly, and that means
Jesus! Knock, please!
Security!
it's not that...
Be healthy, my ass. It's not about being healthy.
Mom! Please don't!
All right, okay. Here we go. All right. And...
And if I wanted to drive my senior year,
I mean, fuck no! Dude, get in here!
(BRENT GROANING)
to piss all over your family room?
okay?
Huh?
SECRETARY: (ON INTERCOM) What about your wife?
SUN-YI: Okay. Come here. I make you the lunch.
♪ We watched him run And hunt and bark ♪
Sweetheart?
What a jerk you are.
He's at home with...
DAN: Security!
Sun, is everything all right over there?
picked up my girlfriend.
but you know how creative I can be.
even when you don't really give a shit. (LAUGHS)
I'll fuckin' kill you. (CHUCKLES)
Riley?
- the new one. - Yeah, duh.
Yep?
Awesome!
- (BOTH LAUGH) - Stupid.
Look, you either die single,
ANCHOR: (CONTINUES) But what we know is this.
"Pulled it out and killed the Charlie bastard
As if you ever gave a shit about him.
It will go away.
(SIGHS) God damn it, Brent.
Took a header.
the world you kids are living in,
ANCHOR: (ON TV) All right, but isn't it a fact
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
(COUGHS) Owned.
Thanks for everything. We'll see you next week.
I'd have to pay him back every dime he put into it.
Joshua?
(PANTING)
- (CARLY SIGHS) - DAMON: Whose car is that?
It's a big basement.
You are dexterously missing my point,
Dad! What... what the fuck, man?
Are you two all right?
♪ Then Spot ran Way into the dark ♪
KENDALL: What the hell is happening here?
This should be the most awful thing