Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See what happens when you're open?

I'm crying for both of us.

I can't get turned on when all I can see is my name on that quilt.

I am so sorry. Are you all right?

Just a few ccs.

No idea. We're takin' it slow. I wanna get to know him as a person.

I was a nervous wreck on the bus home,

Everything in front of you.

This isn't like you. You yelled at him and used a sports metaphor?

Before Warhol, soup cans were just soup cans.

Mustache. The leather cap.

Right, but what about chlamydia, and herpes, and warts,

Are we done? Because Suzanne and I have work to do.

Did you see the skinny ice cream on sale?

And I'm guessing you have to buy a package.

I gotta get back to work anyway. I'll see you guys later.

Okay, now you're flattering me.

I mean, not everything has to be so gay, gay, gay--

It all went away!

And very brave, considering I had a scalpel in my hand.

When Apple sends me my "On This Day" photo, it is always horrifying.

-Ah! Any time. -Loving the '70s vibe.

Not anymore. She got rid of her rage with a healer.

If I were your age…

But people are shy. Please, have sex there.

I remember when you were at Channel Five.