Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They'd just tune the clock radio to Dr. Ruth.

Ah. Great. I love looking at art. I get tired of tea dances and raves.

I'm gonna try it. You think you're the only one with relationship issues?

Well, okay. Maybe it's for the best.

Because I'm a musician, not a sound engineer.

Wait, no. It wa-- it was just an idea. Look, see?

And it's not just vintage stuff.

in Berlin's premier gay periodical, Das Butt.

He's great. How's the sex?

Let me show you Pig Trough.

Not how I was raised.

Eh, some of them are okay, but nobody really gets me goin'. You know?

I thought I saw you back there in the market. I waved!

We've given condoms and network TV back to the straight people,

No, you're back. I'm still waitin' on my miracle cure.

It's 1978, the year of his first appearance

If this doesn't close, we'll have a different conversation.

We were just saying how beautiful everything looks.

Everything is natural.

Sorry, Richard, she's pushing back.

Are you serious? You want me to go see some guru?

It's like a pile of autumn leaves down there. So, you free tonight?

And you won't be the one yelling.

So now I don't date anyone under 40.

I woke up this morning, and get this,

Fine. But let's tell them we have an early morning.

Oh, and guess what? The asshole guru, teacher, whatever, was right about me too.

-What's happening here? -And all I feel is compassion. Not anger.

I can use an anal paralytic. It's off-label, but it works like a charm.

I don't feel any different.

First Claire's penthouse, and now this sweet one-bedroom?

-That's… -That's 12…

How? I have been careful for 17 years, and you clearly do this all the time.

Well played. You're a good friend.

wasn't a good fit.

Gay, old, alone.

And Irwin Stossel is going to freak when he sees this.