Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

No fair. That means I get two small toys.

Where's your T.R. Francis?

You've read enough fantasy novels

I wrote my first story with clown lipstick

- Interesting. - Whoo!

I'm putting together a tween-lit gang-write.

But what's the cream?

full of whimsy and, uh...

I'll just bang out 2,000 words, and then I'll stop--

- No way! - What you're feeling is called

and it really got dinged on the whole trolls thing.

I bet it's the Earl of Marmalade over here.

the school should be under a bridge.

Hey, I know you.

Now it's a dance contest at the vampire prom.

But we have a problem here. Where's your fake author?

to lash out at me.

And they just cash their checks and get away with it every time.

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Oh,weak! Weak and lame!

I'll be ready to start writing.

Where's your Franklin W. Dixon?

Where's the pizza?

We know. We wrote it.

Ooh, kids, did you hear that lesson?

just to make an easy million bucks?

Let's acid melt him the bath tub

Ah, who am I kidding?

What happened to me?

The king of fantasy books on our fantasy book-writing team?

where he discovers he's... a vampire!

tipped me off to your little caper.

an orphan who goes to a magical school

is an invention of '20s-era ad men?

Dinosaurs sing!

No cheesecake for everybody