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with whom I can build a life.
- The onus fell on me, the teacher,
Eww. Freaky.
when I married him; no offence.
- Can I help you? - I'm fine. Thanks.
gets the creative juices flowing.
Where'd he go?
An unsettling encounter, no doubt.
My kids are playing.
Babes in Toyland. Great three-piece bands.
Yay!
I don't know, snacks?
- Music is haram. - Totes, innit?
So, yeah, that is me,
[bell jingles]
You played guitar in the talent show.
[can clanking]
We got recreational,
who all become homicidal maniacs
- Nice.
And her skin is usually a lot clearer,
- What? - You were good.
- Worship is not a hobby.
She likes to vent her displeasure with humanity
[uneasy music]
And I a withering shell of a woman.
- Please stop.
What do you have in 36-D?
You see the tits on her? And her backend.
- Just morning shift this Saturday, huh?
- Miss Hussein. Miss Hussein.
So he wants someone to be his wife and mum at the same time.
[soft music]
all: ♪ Well, I know I'm gonna be ♪
- It's her.
♪ You'll be at my show ♪