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It was good for getting into university,
[rock music]
Your blood is your friend!
by other people's bullshit ideas of us.
Hi.
♪ ♪
do you? [laughter]
Blink-182.
All biro and Sharpie on paper.
Others said she divorced some sheikh.
- Amina, why don't you play everyone a song?
- Oh, no, that's awful.
and the truth.
- Sir, you mustn't speak this way.
- I don't know. It's Salman's stuff.
- Fuck off, she's a guitarist.
but she's, you know, pre-menstrual.
Don't you care?
- Shh. We've got to find her.
♪ ♪
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
Her raison d'être.
- Get some vegetable oil.
Ma, ow. - Well--[huffs]
Come on. - Mo, I told you I can't.
You've got handlebars.
but his eyes were actually kind of...dreamy.
- If you're not going out there, I'm not.
Amina Hussein, 26, Capricorn,
- Blink? Blink? - Yeah, Blink?
♪ ♪
Saira, lead vocals and guitar.
- What's worse than wank? - Haemorrhoids.
things didn't work out with your date?
- Is that meant to funny?
♪ ♪
- Well, if he's not doing it, I'm not.
I teach guitar
- Sisters, don't hate your bodies.
- Fine.
How's my vegan marble cake selling?
Are you for real? - Come on, man.
♪ I'm gonna be the man ♪
- You're not seriously considering him.