Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You got your brother to hand out the flyers?

There was no denying this was a sign.

with a witty, kind-hearted man,

- Excellent choice.

Destiny? Kismet?

- Really, Amina? Really?

- You said that last year.

- According to a tweet, she's here.

[crowd shouting]

All my friends were either married, engaged,

She's our guitarist.

were soon to collide,

♪ Say it ain't so... ♪

[electric guitar solo]

- A lot of p-nouns missing. Tricky.

[heavy metal music blaring]

With mutual love and admiration,

Some say she did time inside for arson.

Concocting a confused mix of hash anthems

- Feminism, innit? Hmm?

I--I don't perform.

we lift each other up, yeah?

to underprivileged youth-- charity.

Profoundly wank. - Harsh assessment.

- You know, I think getting a lead guitarist

Like Metallica, Rolling Stones,

♪ Da-da dum diddy dum diddy dum diddy da da-- ♪

♪ I have no man to love me now ♪

♪ Always I know ♪

- There's no way she's right for our band.

We knew you'd come far, but this, mashallah.

I would never perform again.

- Here's Bisma, bassist.

- Start looking.

♪ When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be ♪

We don't need a wanky, self-indulgent guitar soloist

but I wanted to inquire... - Yes?