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I didn't say demons. It's just a vibe. You guys still haven't seen this manager.
Damn fluorescent lights make me look dead.
Sorry. Didn't mean to tempt you.
and, look, I'm right back where I started.
And by the time I interview for a new job and go through a training process...
Thank you. This is cool of you guys.
Give a bloke a chance for his eyes to adjust.
He's all scary and mysterious, you know. And there's the secret ingredient.
Standing right here. Standing right exactly here.
Probably.
I mean, it was hard at first.
He said it was grease that made a plug.
How are you? How are you?
Well, there was an accident, maybe, six weeks ago. A grinder incident.
Well, shift's just starting.
"Wig lady. " Is that what they call me?
It's a meat process.
Without labour there can be no payment, and vice versa. The country cannot progress.
Or even this one town. There are Double Meat Palaces all over California.
- Whose is that? - I don't know.
Have a seat.
Who knows? WHO KNOWS?
And if you really aren't, you better stay away from me.
Maybe there was an accident and he got himself to the hospital.
OK. See, this is why demons are better than people.
You're funny. You better stop that.
- Gary's gone. - Gary?
It's swell to see you again. I didn't mean to have you materialise all the way here.
- I really need money. - You want money?
- Disappear "poof"? - No, not "poof". Well, I don't think so.
What are you doing? I thought you were part of the team.
Have you been demon-fighting? Is that why you smell funny?
Frustrating doing everything the slow way.
Well, I'm a little short-handed right now and you're already trained.
Thank you. That's great. I can do the job. I promise that, too.
You've just become part of the Double Meat experience.
- Service me. - Order something or go.