Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Shouldn't you be at a urban outfitters?

Guys! Class is over. I'm trying to get you to leave.

Abed, you know we just want you...

But, either way, this is going to be fun.

Well, whoever she is, she's fat.

Oh, for god's sakes, everybody, do whatever you want!

Is the blonde who's reading right over there.

Hearts all around it.

Ugh! You're the worst.

- Weird. - Awesome.

Oh, did you pick a special outfit... So you can look sexy shooting pool?

We have a name Change MARSHALS

And if you can't do that,

To be happy, right?

Of unbridled lust.

Oh, you wanna play real pool, huh?

Leave each other alone!

You're gonna look like an ass in those.

You’re such a great friend. Really, I mean it.

The desecration of america's coolest sport.

Hey, nice shooting. Good, clean strokes.

Uh, and your point is?

It's just like the notebook, accept, instead of alzheimer's,

Well, I hate to say that I told you so.

I mean, do hipsters walk around... Wearing $300 jeans from Italy?

Cry, like a man

And romance...And vaginas.