Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You can still make a birdie laying up.

230 to carry and the tour star is…

- There. - What is this?

Think of it as bragging rights.

Pretty good shape too.

I didn't know that.

Why don't you just have a seat right there.

Come on, one more, just do it.

A tuning fork goes off in your heart, your balls...

Conference, Troy?

...at 8 under par...

What kind of doctor did you say you were?

Doctor looks at him, says:

You can't fire me.

We've been on a bus 2 days.

...at the charity golf event with tour star David Simms.

- Jacobsen's laying up. - Took out an iron.

I'm a Waffle House guy. Got to stay in touch with that.

I’m going over those trees With a little draw

Why are you here?

I know what I'm doing.

You need tell her something nice to start off with.

GET THE HELL OUT! YOUR ASS IF FIRED

What do you want?

...who drinks too much booze, eats too few vegetables, okay?

The tractor kid gets four.

I'm not going left or right of those trees, okay?

A man's driving down the road with his son.

You don't need an eagle to qualify.

You may be right, but you know what?

Christ Almighty Jesus.

...it's got to be firm on the left-hand edge with this putt.

Tempo's everything.

Hit the 7. You always hit that good.

I ain't interested in that piece of shit.

You can do it. I got a ball.

What about the river?

John Daly ended up in the water going for this green in two.

I think of the golf swing as a poem.

Yeah, kind of a semi-platonic little...

Be well, buddy. I'll see you out in the trenches.

You mean like a no harm, no foul kiss?

I know a little spot along the river that's great to watch sunsets.

And on the other side of the river's a million bucks, on this side a boat.

...why don't we go somewhere a little fancy and celebrate?

How'll getting into the Open change her opinion of you?

I just made a 12 on the last hole of the Open!

...it means they're about to leave them.

Unbelievable he's going for it 4 days in a row.

...you're not just at least...

I thought that was the big fucking dog.

The last thing he needs right now is an excuse to go for the green.

Hit your putter, you can't shank.

...one swing...

Like he did in... No, fuck it.

Do I come to your office and ask for an autograph?

Sneak a few in the bag.

These two homeboys will show the world what golf in Texas is about!

My life is too short to watch this team blow up….cause I’ve seen it too many times

Can we get this over with?

...so can you break down into words how you did that?

...serving as a caddy to David Simms at the celebrity event...

Here’s to us...

- What do you mean? - It's open.

And if somehow, by the grace of fluke luck...

...let the big dog eat.

I'm an observer by nature

You're going to play me for $400 with those?

You got a tight par 5 here...

At 7:08. We're the first guys going.

There's something to this hat.

I'm not cut out for this shit.

I kind of shanked that.

...but I have hours to keep.

...you need to get off a $7 per hour job to do.

Don't worry. You did fine. Give me the club.

It takes time to realize Prince Charming might be wearing a beer-stained shirt...

Yes, it will, Roy.

I think that's a dead giveaway, but if I got the shanks, we'll be found out soon.

Not a good day.

Somebody tell this clown he doesn't have to talk all the time.

What'd you mean I should try being saddled sometime?

You don't got the game.

That's his best side.

- This is metal. - All woods are.

He's got 85 yards from here and the drop zone is short of the water.

You just threw that in the spa.

I took all the classes. I'm legitimate. Legal.

There's a little situation I'm dealing with the IRS.

Jeff on the last hole...

You just must get through a local and sectional qualifier, then like...

What's the catch?

Jacobsen's going to lay up. He's tied for the lead.

That puts Jacobsen into a tie at 7, guys.

- Can I have your autograph. - No problem. To who?

What are your labor costs?

Yeah, you, come here. Come here.

I've seen what you've done with McAvoy. It could come in handy.

- I do. - Watch the road.

This extraordinary Roy McAvoy, he just won't go away.

Go right through there.

Can you people not see that I'm busy? I'm working.

Lowly and slowly...

That's Johnny Miller.

...and 3 men all battling to be crowned the Open champion.

...fill of soulless robots like David Simms.

Coming out of Winter trying to find your swing