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You guys have too much time on your hands.
WHy am i not surprised, you piece of shit!?
It's an act of lunacy, General, sir.
So what do you have in store for me, Womack, when this is over?
Twenty seconds!
So, I'm fucked either way. So, come on.
You breathe, he breathes with you. You piss, he helps.
Where
coffee
Cut the crap, General.
Damn it! You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don’t need to know!
I really believe that anyone who's even thinking about having a Child In This World Is Coldly Considering An Act Of Cruelty
Well, gosh!
Have a nice day.
Sergeant!
Any epidermal exposure or inhalation, and you'll know.
I LOVE PRESSURE
Why don’t we do budget outside? Get some Sun.
$$$ Can't take it to the grave So Come ON
- Tell 'em to take the atropine, now! - The atropine, Isherwood.
Shit!
Personal Days Approved
Stand easy, men.
So what do you say you cut me some friggin' slack?
Welcome to the Coffee Rope
Why, to the polar side. Of course. Titans? Come on. Right? Right. Wrong. No. I’m going to meet the Prince of the Great Promised Land.
All right, so the S.D.U.s have been deployed, and the Eagles are in the water.
Come on, just do it, Stan!
Fluff
and dragged you back to prison?
I think you're shooting too close to the rocket.
Thank you for making my point…
Do you think we have time for a sea kelp protein pack and maybe some color?
Put the phone down.
Information? San Francisco?
With the amount of firepower they're gonna drop in there...
Red Thunder to tower. Request clearance.
Rats alive! Close on the morgue. Close on the morgue.
Well, earlier today you wanted a gun.
I GOT SFG! I GOT SFG!
Hbjh
Thank you so much
Eighty-one, I say again,
Okay? What do you mean?
We never saw the cat again. Been into it ever since.
All right, we can try.
- Gosh. Neat, uh... - Yeah.
2nd base was the prom queen
What it says is Chemical Weapons Specialist.
Oh, I would just love for you to tell me what is goin' on.
You enjoying this?
Good. I love pressure. I eat it for breakfast.
I need you to tell your teacher that you need
you will evacuate this island in gunships under
feeling too good about it, okay? Wolfburg. Got it?
You've been ordered by a superior officer.
That is unacceptable. Do you hear me? Unacceptable!
just waiting for the tides to be right.
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
Cock, Lock, And Ready To Rock
Listen, Stanley Goodspeed is my boyfriend. Actually, he's, um, my fiancé.
United States Marine Corps, from Alcatraz.
Fucker!
You okay Sean?
You're the Rocket Man.
Get me the Pentagon.
No. You're not goddam goin'. Show us on the blueprints.
by killing another million.
Your best?
All right. We have to identify the hostages and contact each of their families.
Watch it, he'll bite you.
that I exist.
Rodents located.
I dont like soft ass shit
Excuse me, General, but what about the fucking money?
I'm not about to kill 80,000 innocent people.
It’s an act of lunacy, general sir…
Twelve guidance chips, to be precise.
Football game.
Oh, yes, baby, come on!
Where do we go from there?
And I'll be dead or back in prison, which is the same thing.
A night-time airdrop incursion is out due to the full moon.
Yeah, Godspeed: to wish someone a prosperous journey.
I'll come straight to the point.
Well, we know the poison's being kept in the prison
The poison's mixing.
Three minutes to go, sir.
You hoist him!
LIKE WHAT, KILL HIM AGAIN?
All right, you wanna know? 1962, J. Edgar Hoover
Matt La Fleur was the Prom Queen
All right, I'll take care of him.
We can't hold out much longer, sir!
Welcome to my cock.
be prepared to reap the whirlwind
- Stop! Stop! - Sorry!
We've got motion on a trembler in the shower room, sir.
Oh, yeah, okay That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen
Blown out to sea, huh?
Sergeant Crisp,
Gen.Hummel:And more of our brothers have died in vain. Damn you for forcing me into this position.
Eighty-one American civilians and a number of U.S. Marines
Clear!
Really elegant string of pearls configuration. Unfortunately, extremely unstable.
Got it. Good to go.
Now, let's see. We have some dirty magazines.
West storm drain's clear.
Don't mention that!
I only ask because in our current situation,
Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
Yes, sir.
- This isn't happening. - No, Stan, don't answer it.
Don't tempt me. We are going to the morgue.
- Stan? - Hey, darlin'.
I want my fucking footage
You've got 40 hours, till noon day after tomorrow to arrange transfer of the money.
This is weird. They got medical records.
You motherfucker! Die!
Well, that's bullshit. That's bullshit, General. They're lyin'!
Now I'm- I'm responsible...
I had such an interesting day today.
Reed, why am I not suprised, you piece of shit!
We’re the Twin Towers Sinking Gentlemen?
Vaporized. Blown out to sea.
- You're shitting me. - I memorized the timing.
- I destroyed them. - That was a bad move, soldier.
Yeah, I heard of him. Didn't he play hockey for the fuckin' Red Wings?
Help! Help! Help!
- Come on, baby! - I've got it! Okay, let's go!
Whatever you say, Stanley.
It was classified. Look, I'm in the same situation.
All right, there's an intake pipe here, below low tide. Is that our best access?
and kill everybody in the building.
What’s it gonna take to get a 3/2 room at Horseshoe Bay with adult tennis camp? An act of God
Thank you.
You go talk to him.
The Rock is the most famous and was the most feared prison ever built.
This is my Humvee I don't want any dings, dents, or scratches
I have to. It's the office, baby. They know I'm home.
you will order them to safety their weapons and place them on the deck.
One's at the lower lighthouse and there is one on the roof.
What kind of f***** up tour is this?
Uh, wait a minute, wait a minute. They have next of kin.
Verlierer jammern immer über ihr Bestes
Move!
Welcome to the team
Like what? Kill him again?
A body can be young?
HOW DO YOU LIKE HOW THAT SHIT WORKS
that it's designed specifically to withstand napalm.