Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

They're gonna bomb our ass back to the Stone Age.

General, Sir...

No one has to die here.

The Franciscan monks thought they were making white wine.

You’re the Magic Mike

You spasm so hard you break your own back, spit your guts out.

Sir, we know why you're out here.

The consequences of our actions I'll face alone.

Well, Stanley, uh, this is when we go our separate ways, huh?

You're talking to a general, soldier. Maintain discipline.

- Wow! - Is that all you're gonna say, is wow?

Welcome to the Rock.

The access card, sir.

Well done, son.

- How's it going out there? - How do you think it's goin'?

By your ninth birthday, I was runnin' black ops into China,

Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, Rocket Man?

We got a problem in a place that I think you know.

Welcome to the HOP

Falling, 300 feet. 200. 100.

If I had my way, you would be shipped back to Wolfburg in leg irons...

- Oh, goddam it! - Oh, my God!

Just letting the general know of the time, sir.

I want that fucking chip!

- Under there is a maze of shit. - Well, there's no question, gentlemen.

It's, uh, it's, eh, kind of curious, but, uh,

You're goin' down!

- Your day? - Yes. Didn't you read my résumé?

By all means, dear Paxton. By all means.

I've gotta get a team together right now. We've gotta move with the second option.

All I know is you were big in Vietnam. I saw the highlights on television.

- I'll fire. - No, you won't.

All I know is you were big in Vietnam. I saw the highlights

on the mine cars, through the tunnels to the power plant,

Let's drop to the deck. One hundred feet below radar.

I come before you to protest a grave injustice.

Womack! Now, why am I not surprised, you piece of shit!

That's affirmative.

But there's still one left.

Commander, the beam is hitting some sort of reflective device.

But whatever happens,

I'm all that's left of the enemy.

If you can get to the Pan Pacific Hotel, there's

Oh, it's very necessary, sir.

Great. We're not gutless, we're incompetent. That right?

Well, I guess that’s one way to go

You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.

Commander, halt. We've got movement.

- Prepare to deploy! - Good luck, Commander.

Commander, you said never to leave his sight, but, uh...

The day we took hostages we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid!

Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day.

I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts.

That is the word.

Welcome to the Vault

Vaporized, sir. Excuse me, gentlemen.

Trade secrets my son

Maybe I’m losing my deck appeal

Now, we've spoken to the president,

You wanna hear what I have to say or not?

We all have shipmates we remember.

Well, I'd like to think it would've led somewhere if only...

You compromise my men's lives, and I'll bury you out there.

Well I guess that’s one way to go

Did they bother to tell you who I am, why I'm doing this?

You're lucky that old man Hummel wants you alive.

You're Not Leaving! There's A Madman In There With His Hand On A, On A Button!

Ich mag keine weiche Scheiße

Come on. Time's up.

We locked him up and threw away the key.

What, the faggot thing?

I'll try and delay Hummel and give you more time.

When he neutralizes the threat We launch green flares and we wait for the cavalry.

Hey, man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.

Sir, Raider One is at the drop zone.

- Thank you for making my point. - Where are the guidance chips?

Shep, what's the status on the special operational gear for Mr Mason?

- That's the chap. - Get this straight, pops.

I'm just givin' him somethin' to think about.

Welcome to the cock

How's your bowling arm

Don't tell me problems, tell me solutions.

What? Vaporized? A body can vaporize?

Where do you think we are?

I'll be, I'll be down, yeah, downstairs in ten minutes.

Who is this? Identify yourself.

Locaters have them approaching the morgue, sir.

- G-General, can you hear me? - I heard you, Captain.

In time, so shall we.

- Look at this! - We're gonna have the room clear.

Mr Womack, who is your best chemical/biological man?

I'm goin' over to Orkin to design roach motels. Cool, huh?

Well, now we can add kidnapping and extortion to his list of accolades.

Green crypto! I’ve got green crypto!

Personally, I think you're a fuckin' idiot.

what happened between you and her.

They're playing you for a fool, sir.

Releasing Doughnutsworth into the world

Kind of a lot's happened since then.

You're on a need to know basis and you dont need to know

Alors Dom... How’s your bowling arm

Dodging feces, avoiding gang rape in the tenderloin

We're a little tight on time.

Missile radically changing direction.

Suspect is in a black Humvee, heading west on California.

We've got a 60-year-old convict and a lab rat. I'm telling you, it's over.

- Speak up! - I, uh, uh...

WHOEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BREACHIN' GENERAL

you have 20 seconds to inject it into your heart.

Punishable by death.

That's why you're coming with us.

- This isn't happening! - No, just don't answer it. It's okay.

It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve with you

Of course, the British claimed they'd never heard of him.

But I strongly urge you to consider the use of this as a secondary initiative.

Stand fast, Lieutenant.

I’m gonna choke my [130] bucks out of you

Check into the hotel. Order up some champagne.

Here. Here's a quarter.

While I'm considering your offer,

Get that away from me!

I was just thinking how wonderful it was

All right, you wanna play tough? You wanna play tough with me?

Well, what might that be?

Then you wouldn't have any fuckin' idea what

got us here in the first place 33 years ago.

Ah, listen. This is the penthouse. Do you do snacks, drinks? Huh?

Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious, according to Oscar Wilde.

with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure seeking psychopathic Marines.

He broke out of two maximum security prisons. And if he hits the streets.