Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But why not just use food coloring for the beer?

I'm gonna go down to the basement

you may be a centrist, or you may be a ring wing either way, you're in the wroooooong meme group

Eric Wittman: Well if you don't comply with me then you're gonna end up on the weird website, okay? So smile!

Keep it light, you bitch!

God... I am a... I'm a...

'Cause it's all gonna be old and outdated, all right?

I need you to experience everything

No, no, no, no, n... Aw, goddamn!

When was the last time you ate a beer?

I-I feel like you're saying you get it, but you don't get it.

Look, I'm not a leprechaun!

a very authentic St. Patty's Day experience.

If he's a leprechaun, he's got a pot of gold.

My customers like those. They're like me.

Who's gonna watch 'em on a Web site? That's true.

This is like all foam. Dee, you goddamn bitch!

Yeah, you dumb bi...

Okay. Let's ask him.

Okay, Dee, you're gonna serve drinks. In the back.

I mean, if this guy would just admit he was a leprechaun,

I'm not a leprechaun." And I just thought that was, like,

by a giant magical rainbow.

You're giving them a completely inauthentic,

Let me do my thing, okay? Stop interrupting.

You... you can't drink paint. I know. I hear you, I hear you.

I caught that son of a bitch

chalk it up as a win. Yeah. Oh, the luck of the Irish.