Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Do you mind if I pet your dog? - It's okay with me.
Hi there, little doggy.
Not shot, dog bite.
Then when Jeffrey opens the door, it's Howdy Doody time.
Yes, it is exciting.
...and he's your eyewitness.
Come on, George. What is it?
She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano.
...to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat.
- What is going on here? - What are you talking about?
"These Women Would Be Good-Looking If They Weren't Wearing Glasses."
What about him?
I gotta get out of this city.
I was spotting those Jews
I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wurtsboro?
What's that about ladies' frames?
I mean, actual friends!
So, what did you do yesterday?
My buddy works in an appliance store. He got us 30 percent off.
He was spotting raccoons on the road.
- But Amy likes air conditioning. - Oh, an air conditioner for Amy.
Look at that, she's delirious. She's foaming at the mouth!
They're ladies' glasses.
Hey! Hey, you, down there!
You can't have that dog in here.
Your day's getting more interesting already.
"Hurry up! Give me the glasses. My pictures are coming. I need to see!"
- A bad side, an ugly side. - So what?
They look good. I liked the other one too.
He can squint his way down to like 20-30 vision.
See, night guy always screws morning guy.
So you're tunneling to the center of the Earth?
Chiquita needs to peel Tony’s banana
Beautiful day. Good day to be out.
It's coming. It's a Commando 8, 12,000 BTUs.