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You're taking her word over mine? I'm your best friend.
Pick a face and go with it.
Hey, hey, what is this?
You wouldn't happen to know what apartment he's in?
They wouldn't serve you anymore.
- What do I have to do? - Just mention my name.
- Yes. - Well, I'm mentioning his name.
That's it? You don't have to screw it in?
- No. Nothing really. - Didn't go out of the house?
Luciano.
Is this gonna hurt? Yes, very much!
...you stupid hipster doofus!
If I ever find the son of a bitch that stole my glasses...
There isn't?
I was spotting those trains!
We're gonna have to talk about this later.
I WAS SPOTTING THOSE RACCOONS
...so that day guy loses his job and night guy has no money to go out.
"There's nothing to tell."
- Hey. - Hey.
I got him off sugar!
- No, there's no side. - There is a side, an ugly side.
Now you know. That and that alone is the reason.
I was spotting those raccoons.
So what? Squinting doesn't make that much of a difference.
Those glasses will be returned to their rightful owner.
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- Did you mention my name? - Yes, I mentioned your name.
Let me tell you something.
All you need is a chain so you can wear them while playing canasta.
I know I don't want it.
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The guy that stole my glasses.
The leopard.
Elaine was supposed to help me.
YOU NEED COOLING!
"Getting up after five hours' sleep?" "That's morning guy's problem.