Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Hey. Are you the kind of kid who reads the last page of a mystery first?

- What a world this is. - What is it, then?

Of course, I'm leaving. We're both gonna leave here.

At least, until Xur turns them into slaves.

Now face it, Alex. You're a born Starfighter.

...to find Starfighters and navigators

- Me too. How you doin'? - I do well.

My stay? What are you talkin' about? Where are we?

Me die and miss all the excitement? Oh, no.

the cosmic cadet, the space avenger, is on your case.

We're sittin' outside lookin' at the stars and she sticks her tongue in my ear.

When it comes....you got to grab it with both hands and hold on tight

Gonna be a sparklin' day.

Hail. This is Gunstar One.

I did it? You did it! You almost got me killed!

You will pay for this with your lives!

It must be terribly embarrassing for you, and I do sympathize. However...

Greetings, Starfighter. You have been recruited by the Star League...

No, OUR slaughter! Texas against Alabama?

- I'm a kid from a trailer park. - If that's what you think...

But to get the turret, we have to get through the fighters. We're dead.

Did they turn off the spam filters again? I see a lot of alien junk on imgur today

- Yes! - Got it!

It's like what Otis says...

and isn't due to be approached until it matures.

Did you smell anything?

Easy, easy. Wait till they're all in Death Blossom range!

No. That's okay. This'll take a while.

You have been recruited by the Star League...

it was your own emperor who granted me command of this armada.

Alex! Or whatever you are. Wait. Wait.

If you change your mind, just tap the communo-crystals.

I, uh... I've been to another planet, Ma.

Hey, you guys. Hi. How ya doin'?

Well... Starfighter Alex Rogan requests permission...

Did it ever occur to you that it is against the law...

Earth's in danger too, isn't it? And, no, I didn't use the Excalibur test.

But I saw him fight! He could be the greatest Starfighter ever!

Two more dead ahead! Closing fast!

You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the frontier against Xur and...

I told you. I wanna save it for a surprise.

And as the poet says, "The rest is history."

Alex is going for the record!

I hear good things about you.

Meteor gunner... fire.

- Yeah? - Honey, Elvira's electric is out.

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against incredible odds.

- Does he have my money, Alex? - I have a fortune for you, Centauri.