Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

So your dad went to your room looking for one of those condoms I gave you...
so I would like to report a theft from my check.
Condoms?
Okay, easy there, Casa-new-guy.
Oh, here, honey. I brought you something back from the hospital.
Fine. Mystery solved.
Thomas!
Hey, don't look at me.
You guys, the funniest thing just happened to Jackie.
"Ooh, I stepped in 'fon-dog-due.'"
Mmm!
jjjjj
We could have a change-of-life baby!
You know, I think having a job is changing me.
Oh, the football team loves me.
That's Nicole Mayzell. She's way out of our league.
it was the worst moment in television history.
was when the football team pinned me down in the shower and made me kiss my own ass!
to prove that I'm the coolest foreign exchange student in Point Place.
Hey, you know who's an actual girl with boobs and stuff?
What country are you from?
- Oh! - He's crazy, man!
No.
- looking for... things. - Condoms.
Try the Swiss. You can't miss.
That's not funny. I'm a grown man.