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and then sends it to your computer via Bluetooth.
We made you this replica of the parks department
and please don't eat it 'cause it cost $55 an ounce.
and that's you, next may.
Say it to Ted when he comes in.
Let's go win an election!
and put this in...
Oh, just put your damn candy out.
- Oh, my God. - Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
into the 20th century.
Okay, those are poisonous, so no one eat them.
You know, a sex scandal with your boss.
- It's just luck. - My daughter's five.
Sit tight, take a beat, relax.
Well, thank you for meeting with me, Mr. Feinstein.
This cologne company is my life's work.
I don't know why you jumped straight to model trains.
I'm just going to, uh, take my flash drive
accounting systems, audit management.
- For accountants? - Yeah.
Don't touch my pickles, Ann!
and gumdrops!
You did all of this together?
To my job?
I can't ask you to put your lives on hold.
What? No. That can't be right.
A crisp $20 bill.
In any case, these people stepped up and helped me out,
There's nothing we can't do if we work hard, never sleep,
I play with it, I eat it.
- Number three-- - Well, Les--um, ma'am,
Well, they call me "the Swiss Army Accountant."
Okay, I have to go to this meeting with my advisers.
That would be so adorable!
Personalized, leopard-printed robe.
Well, look, I think you'd be a great addition.
"Ben"... And much larger, "Ann."
If we want to get the government off their bloated,