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I had this great idea the other night.
He's so nice.
- Derek... is it Derek? - It's Derek.
in the middle of town square.
To self-destruct?
That's a human problem.
My user manual.
This is my new rebound boyfriend, Derek.
Say what now?
Look, this could be...
Pop a couple magnets,
Janet's experiencing
I'd helped improve their relationship.
That... that's the reason.
But I am happy for them.
Okay, but...
I can help you.
It's down, down, out...
I mean, it makes sense, right?
is something every person has gone through.
So you, know, just... just walk it off.
press nose for three seconds.
You said yourself that Janets get more sophisticated
Can't you just reset these things?
I suppose after 802 reboots,
Is that all right?
You two are sleeping together?
Doors were unlocked, no security.
"hold down Janet's nose, and insert paperclip
dad's salty nuts, you fat dink!
Well, well, well.
Which means it's perfect.
Actually, right now, you kind of are.
accomplish what I need to accomplish.
you know who could use some torturing right now?
Think logically.
First you went rogue at the party
Wait a second, Janet.