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- Well, if he's not, then I'll ditch you.
Maybe you're right. Maybe they're two horny teens
[laughs]
Yeah. Go low. Go lower. - Okay.
[macaw squawks]
- Oh, yeah. Thanks, Ma.
- What the fuck?
and they fell in love, and they ran off,
I just wanted you to know the..
They were here.
[upbeat percussive music playing]
What are you doing? - Hey!
I hear myself saying "penis" a lot
- [laughs] - We have a date tonight.
The bar is already closed for Christmas.
- Okay, they said it's the best so you have to try it.
Give me the phone.
- Oh, my God. - Well, I mean,
- What's a Frías?
- [laughs] It just looks like a big dick.
- Oli!
a old professor penis.
* *
of her professors, so I guess it was just, like,
- Well, I vote banana boat,
- It's an end of an umbrella
- [groans, panting]
- Yeah, go. - Okay.
San Diego. - Ah.
* *
* Remember *
- Sam, I know you're a Jet Ski guy.
[soft orchestral music]
* Just like a melody *
I won't bother you again.
[upbeat music]
- [grunts]
She's apparently been cheating on me with one
What does that say? 286.
- [panting] Too many steps.
- Why don't you take this?
Detroit.