Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Well... - I know. But I call him, right?
...and I know you only heard it from Kirsten's point of view...
- Hi. Why are you here? - Same reason you are.
- I need some coffee. - Okay.
...I've done.
I don't even know if this guy was the first one or if there were others.
EX
I guess bad news travels fast.
- Not so much. Fruit? Bagel? - Yeah, a bagel would be good.
So, what are you doing Saturday?
- You had lunch with him? - No.
And it looks like I have to pay everything back by January 1 st.
Didn't mean to interrupt your date.
You guys friends now?
Kittens prefer cream or fish, generally speaking.
- Go! Let's go! - Luke?
Stranger things have happened.
- Hello. - Daddy, you're home.
Wanna walk together?
I think the best thing I could do now is to disappear.
That's... That's awkward.
Was there any cross-burning? Any goose-stepping?
No, dude. No problem at all.
But coming out and being honest with yourself and your family, in this town...
- For books. - Books.
Right up until that line, yeah.
- Hey. - Oh, my God.
Two people who hate each other, brought together by their hatred of me.
What does it even matter?
- Hey, we should talk about... - We got nothing to talk about.
...nothing, prepared me for the events of that fateful Thanksgiving day.
And I'm also sorry that I apologized to her first. It's just, chronologically, l...
The stereo's insane.
There's no way you can know everything about someone.
- Come on, give it back. It's not yours! - Guys!
- I never should've told you. - Because I'll tell everyone, right?
Well, I didn't.
Jimmy, what the hell are you talking about?
You're, like, flossing. At school.
Nice, huh? They're giving these away.
It's not my fault that they both tried to kiss me on Thanksgiving.